Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
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13-09-2014, 07:21 PM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(13-09-2014 07:20 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(13-09-2014 04:47 PM)Lienda Bella Wrote:  Cracking the window doesn't do a bit of good. 90+ heat? Try it out for yourself for three hours and see how comfy that is.

Wrong thread? Consider

No it was buried in Muffs life guide. Under the don't bring your fucking spawn to the store section.

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13-09-2014, 07:23 PM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(13-09-2014 07:21 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(13-09-2014 07:20 PM)Chas Wrote:  Wrong thread? Consider

No it was buried in Muffs life guide. Under the don't bring your fucking spawn to the store section.

My bad.

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13-09-2014, 11:36 PM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(13-09-2014 07:55 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  
(12-09-2014 10:26 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Step 1: Parking

- Don't park in the baby car parks if you don't have a baby.

Gasp Y'all have special parking spaces for if you have a baby on board? *hmph* Sleepy We don't have that.

Not that I have babies anymore, Unsure but still!!! Tongue

They're extra wide too.

Quote: Cracking the window doesn't do a bit of good. 90+ heat? Try it out for yourself for three hours and see how comfy that is.

I don't need to try it out. I ride motorbikes or bicycles and I don't have kids.
I'm sensible and respectful of others at the grocery store. I'm not the problem.

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14-09-2014, 12:43 PM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(13-09-2014 11:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(13-09-2014 07:55 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  Gasp Y'all have special parking spaces for if you have a baby on board? *hmph* Sleepy We don't have that.

Not that I have babies anymore, Unsure but still!!! Tongue

They're extra wide too.

Quote: Cracking the window doesn't do a bit of good. 90+ heat? Try it out for yourself for three hours and see how comfy that is.

I don't need to try it out. I ride motorbikes or bicycles and I don't have kids.
I'm sensible and respectful of others at the grocery store. I'm not the problem.

If you ever have children some things on your list will go down the toilet. When you have children you speak a different language and develop different skills to go shopping and run errands. Many times a mom or dad can't leave the children at home so they go where you go, to the bank, to the store, wherever. It's the hardest job in the world so have some patience with other parents raising children. It just isn't easy.

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14-09-2014, 04:10 PM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
I once totally pissed off a Canadian by asking them if they lived in their igloo year around or if it was just a winter thing.


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14-09-2014, 04:36 PM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
My question about grocery chopping would be :
"Is it a good thing to fondle the melons ?"

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14-09-2014, 04:40 PM
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(14-09-2014 04:10 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I once totally pissed off a Canadian by asking them if they lived in their igloo year around or if it was just a winter thing.

Because it's a dumb question.Angry

Of course we don't. When summer comes (usually July) they melt and we can't
make new ones until we've had a couple of snow storms (around Labor Day).

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14-09-2014, 04:48 PM
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(14-09-2014 04:36 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  My question about grocery chopping would be :
"Is it a good thing to fondle the melons ?"

It's ok to fondle the melons, just make sure you eventually pick one to take home. Otherwise it's just plain rude.

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14-09-2014, 04:53 PM
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(14-09-2014 04:36 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  My question about grocery chopping would be :
"Is it a good thing to fondle the melons ?"

I didn't picture you as the melon fondling type. Ohmy

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14-09-2014, 05:04 PM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(14-09-2014 04:53 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(14-09-2014 04:36 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  My question about grocery chopping would be :
"Is it a good thing to fondle the melons ?"

I didn't picture you as the melon fondling type. Ohmy

Figure he'd be weighing the kumquats myself.

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