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16-02-2017, 04:35 AM (This post was last modified: 16-02-2017 05:34 AM by Silly Deity.)
Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/16/group-of-o...n-6451716/

"A group of Orthodox Jewish men caused ‘bedlam’ on an easyJet flight after refusing to sit next to women. Staff on the flight from Tel Aviv to London Luton were forced to call police at 30,000ft when the Haredim men started to act up. One of the group even plugged a phone into the plane’s control panel. A flight attendant on the trip described the journey as the ‘worst in 11 years’ of working as cabin crew."


If you want to follow the rules of a 3000 y.o. religion to the letter, simply don't use modern mass transportation!

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16-02-2017, 05:47 AM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
Shouldn't they have their own planet?????

After all -- half the population of this one possess vaginas.

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They'd find a planet fulla pricks to be heaven.

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16-02-2017, 05:50 AM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
(16-02-2017 04:35 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  If you want to follow the rules of a 3000 y.o. religion to the letter, simply don't use modern mass transportation!

QFT. The camel train for London departs in 3 hours.

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16-02-2017, 06:16 AM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
Another show of religious idiocy. What a surprise.

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16-02-2017, 06:18 AM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
(16-02-2017 05:50 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(16-02-2017 04:35 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  If you want to follow the rules of a 3000 y.o. religion to the letter, simply don't use modern mass transportation!

QFT. The camel train for London departs in 3 hours.

I didn't know camels could swim in water
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I thought they were just sand swimmers
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16-02-2017, 08:14 AM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
Fuck these guys and their sense of entitlement regarding their fucking misogyny. I wouldnt mind at all if the airline just threw them off the flight, handed them back their fucking money and wished them well on their trip by foot.
They can believe whatever the fuck they want, but when they start disturbing other passengers and their plans (yes other people have lives too, not only fucking hardcore misogynist fundamentalist orthodox fucking jews) then its "bye fuckers".
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fuck them

Fuck their silly hats, fuck their silly hair, fuck their silly boxes on their foreheads with their gods silly word. Fuck their autistic headbanging when they pray.
Dont these fuckers have mirrors? Dont they notice how fucking ricidulous each and
every aspect of their fucking stupid religion is?

Or, maybe god exists and is a lover of Monthy Python (and the ministry of silly walks) and thought "lets see what fucking silly stuff i can make these fuckers do, lets see how far i can go with those idiots".

I respect their right to have a silly belief, but this is one of the silliest unrespectable beliefs i can think of.

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16-02-2017, 08:22 AM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
Not the first time something like this happened. A couple of years back they were standing in the aisle for the whole flight. I don't know if that's even legal, but I've seen photos someone took and sent it to the media. Another orthodox covered himself in a plastic bag so as not to come in contact with any women.
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16-02-2017, 09:24 AM
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good luck getting a flight back home. There should be a database for pricks like that.
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16-02-2017, 10:36 AM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
I won’t get into the finer details of why these men refuse to sit next to women. Misogyny isn’t the reason, though I can certainly see why people would think it is. It looks like misogyny to the rest of the world and the Haradi community is responsible for conducting themselves appropriately in public. Most do. They are well aware of the problem and have collection funds in Haradi communities so passengers can purchase the entire row of seats. That's how you should do it if you're going to make demands like that.

Okay, so you’re stuck on a plane with a Haradi man who is refusing to sit next to a woman. Here are some tips to get the plane to its destination with as little delay as possible... or at least get some passive aggressive entertainment out of the deal if it is delayed because of him.

If you are a man:
Readily volunteer to sit next to the offending nutcase, thus relieving him of the need to encounter women.

Surf porn from your laptop. You need not even get the most graphic images that might offend other passengers. A simple visit to Vogue magazine should suffice. This may require that you pay for the airline wifi, but it’s worth the price.

Discuss the merits of your lord Jesus Christ. Quote the old testament with chapter and verse and use lots of words like, “God bless!” “Grace” “Faith” “Heavenly father” and “blessed.” Remind him that Jesus was a Jew and that he loves all of his children, especially the Jews.

Order pork or shellfish from the flight’s menu if you have the option to do so. You eating it won’t be a problem for him but the smell will turn his stomach.

Sneeze and rub your nose and tell him that the doctor said that you’re past the infectious stage.

Tell him your neighbor was Jewish and ask him if he knows Mendel.

If you are a woman I've got tips for whether you're sitting next to him or just nearby:

Sing loudly enough that you don’t disturb your fellow passengers, but so that the offending nutter can hear. The more sultry the song the better.

Tell him you’re a nice, married Jewish woman and then play with your hair.

Open your purse and “rearrange” your personal stock of feminine hygiene products.

Tell him you have a Muslim friend who dates a Haradi guy like him.

Tell him you collect child support from some Haradi guy who knocked you up.

You should shop for a new bikini online, in his view. Ask him for his opinion on which suit is most offensive.

Announce that it’s cold in the airplane make a big display of offering to cover him up with an airline blanket. -Actually, just say that Jesus told you that he's cold.

Tell him that you’ve read lots of reports of the “Ultra Orthodox” Jews who hate women and refuse to sit next to them on airplanes. Introduce yourself and offer your hand to shake. Tell him that you just want to be friends and understand each other because Jesus wants all of the Jews to accept him so he can return.

Touch his hand and hiss in his ear that if he doesn’t sit his ass down right now, you’re going to keep tapping him on the hand or accidentally moving your leg to touch his.

If he successfully moves to a new seat or gets you moved, bump into him in the baggage claim and push your boobs up against him.

Make several trips to the restroom and bump your hips against his shoulder if he has an aisle seat. Bonus points if you can drop a clean feminine hygiene product in his view.
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16-02-2017, 11:11 AM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
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