Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
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16-02-2017, 01:09 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
Something isn't right with this besides the obvious. The article says:

Quote:‘When some of the women got up and moved seats to ensure that the plane got to take off, some of these men never even thought about saying “thank you”. Then after the plane took off one male plugged his phone into the control panel above the stewards’ area.’

So then they ultimately weren't sitting next to women. What was the "problem" that caused them to be disruptive after that? Dodgy

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16-02-2017, 01:30 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
(16-02-2017 01:09 PM)Impulse Wrote:  Something isn't right with this besides the obvious. The article says:

Quote:‘When some of the women got up and moved seats to ensure that the plane got to take off, some of these men never even thought about saying “thank you”. Then after the plane took off one male plugged his phone into the control panel above the stewards’ area.’

So then they ultimately weren't sitting next to women. What was the "problem" that caused them to be disruptive after that? Dodgy

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16-02-2017, 02:14 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
(16-02-2017 10:36 AM)Aliza Wrote:  Make several trips to the restroom and bump your hips against his shoulder if he has an aisle seat. Bonus points if you can drop a clean feminine hygiene product in his view.

Dropping a used one in his lap, on the way back to your seat from the restroom, would be inappropriate? Consider

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16-02-2017, 02:34 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
(16-02-2017 02:14 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(16-02-2017 10:36 AM)Aliza Wrote:  Make several trips to the restroom and bump your hips against his shoulder if he has an aisle seat. Bonus points if you can drop a clean feminine hygiene product in his view.

Dropping a used one in his lap, on the way back to your seat from the restroom, would be inappropriate? Consider

Gross! No!

Besides, a clean one will accomplish the goal -arguably better- without getting yourself in trouble with the airline. Big Grin

Omg! You could drop your tampon in his lap, AND THEN RETRIEVE IT! Of course, you'd be gushing apologies like it was a total accident.
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16-02-2017, 02:35 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
Aliza what's with these guys and not lovin' the ladies? How do they reproduce for Christ's sake?

Reminds me of the time I bumped into some Muslim guy in London who was handing out free Qurans. I got one off him and introduced my female friend at the same time. Since it was natural she reached out and shook his hand Big Grin He had this look of combined disgust and horror on his face for a second, then managed to squeeze out a smile. Best ever. Poor bastard thought he was chatting to a potential convert and knew that if he pissed me off I'd give him his book back. I did genuinely try to read it but it was so fuck boring - even worse than the Bible - that now I just keep it on my bookshelf so that I can bullshit house guests that I'm into Islam Tongue

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16-02-2017, 02:39 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
(16-02-2017 10:36 AM)Aliza Wrote:  I won’t get into the finer details of why these men refuse to sit next to women. Misogyny isn’t the reason, though I can certainly see why people would think it is. It looks like misogyny to the rest of the world and the Haradi community is responsible for conducting themselves appropriately in public. Most do. They are well aware of the problem and have collection funds in Haradi communities so passengers can purchase the entire row of seats. That's how you should do it if you're going to make demands like that.

Okay, so you’re stuck on a plane with a Haradi man who is refusing to sit next to a woman. Here are some tips to get the plane to its destination with as little delay as possible... or at least get some passive aggressive entertainment out of the deal if it is delayed because of him.

If you are a man:
Readily volunteer to sit next to the offending nutcase, thus relieving him of the need to encounter women.

Surf porn from your laptop. You need not even get the most graphic images that might offend other passengers. A simple visit to Vogue magazine should suffice. This may require that you pay for the airline wifi, but it’s worth the price.

Discuss the merits of your lord Jesus Christ. Quote the old testament with chapter and verse and use lots of words like, “God bless!” “Grace” “Faith” “Heavenly father” and “blessed.” Remind him that Jesus was a Jew and that he loves all of his children, especially the Jews.

Order pork or shellfish from the flight’s menu if you have the option to do so. You eating it won’t be a problem for him but the smell will turn his stomach.

Sneeze and rub your nose and tell him that the doctor said that you’re past the infectious stage.

Tell him your neighbor was Jewish and ask him if he knows Mendel.

If you are a woman I've got tips for whether you're sitting next to him or just nearby:

Sing loudly enough that you don’t disturb your fellow passengers, but so that the offending nutter can hear. The more sultry the song the better.

Tell him you’re a nice, married Jewish woman and then play with your hair.

Open your purse and “rearrange” your personal stock of feminine hygiene products.

Tell him you have a Muslim friend who dates a Haradi guy like him.

Tell him you collect child support from some Haradi guy who knocked you up.

You should shop for a new bikini online, in his view. Ask him for his opinion on which suit is most offensive.

Announce that it’s cold in the airplane make a big display of offering to cover him up with an airline blanket. -Actually, just say that Jesus told you that he's cold.

Tell him that you’ve read lots of reports of the “Ultra Orthodox” Jews who hate women and refuse to sit next to them on airplanes. Introduce yourself and offer your hand to shake. Tell him that you just want to be friends and understand each other because Jesus wants all of the Jews to accept him so he can return.

Touch his hand and hiss in his ear that if he doesn’t sit his ass down right now, you’re going to keep tapping him on the hand or accidentally moving your leg to touch his.

If he successfully moves to a new seat or gets you moved, bump into him in the baggage claim and push your boobs up against him.

Make several trips to the restroom and bump your hips against his shoulder if he has an aisle seat. Bonus points if you can drop a clean feminine hygiene product in his view.

I was gonna say, tell him "Oh I'm so sorry, it's *that time of the month* you know". He'll probably have to take a ritual bath or something.
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16-02-2017, 02:55 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
(16-02-2017 02:35 PM)morondog Wrote:  Aliza what's with these guys and not lovin' the ladies? How do they reproduce for Christ's sake?

Reminds me of the time I bumped into some Muslim guy in London who was handing out free Qurans. I got one off him and introduced my female friend at the same time. Since it was natural she reached out and shook his hand Big Grin He had this look of combined disgust and horror on his face for a second, then managed to squeeze out a smile. Best ever. Poor bastard thought he was chatting to a potential convert and knew that if he pissed me off I'd give him his book back. I did genuinely try to read it but it was so fuck boring - even worse than the Bible - that now I just keep it on my bookshelf so that I can bullshit house guests that I'm into Islam Tongue

They love the ladies. Trust me! They love them. They don't mean disrespect, it's just that they're so insulated that they totally lack the social skills to mitigate this problem. They're probably also unaware of how backwards they appear and they're probably disinterested in currying favor with outsiders anyway.

Really, these are members of my community and it should be dealt with internally. One suggestion someone came up with was to encourage the Haradi to create a Haradi airline and let them deal with their own uneducated, backwards customers. I think once they see the financial ramifications of accommodating such irrational people, they'll learn to change their world view.
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16-02-2017, 03:02 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
Every religion has extremists.... and I'm talkin EVERY RELIGION. If religions would just stick to being in middle of the road and little flexible in their attitudes I wouldn't have such a beef with them. But even Buddhists, which isn't really a god believing religion, has it's extreme nuts. Go figure.

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16-02-2017, 03:08 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
(16-02-2017 05:50 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(16-02-2017 04:35 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  If you want to follow the rules of a 3000 y.o. religion to the letter, simply don't use modern mass transportation!

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Tut, camels are only used by Arabs these days. It would have to be an ass train.

That's like donkey like asses.

Oh, perhaps . . .

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16-02-2017, 03:09 PM
RE: Group of Orthodox Jews removed from flight for refusing to sit with women
(16-02-2017 02:34 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Gross! No!

Besides, a clean one will accomplish the goal -arguably better- without getting yourself in trouble with the airline. Big Grin

Omg! You could drop your tampon in his lap, AND THEN RETRIEVE IT! Of course, you'd be gushing apologies like it was a total accident.

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