Poll: What is the Christmas gift from my mom?
An X-Box 360
A few books
Some underwear
Some new ties
12 gauge shotgun
An upside down dog
New PS3 Games
A new Bible
A one eyed one horn flying purple people eater
A new car
Absolutely nothing
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08-12-2012, 02:22 AM (This post was last modified: 08-12-2012 02:27 AM by kingschosen.)
Guess what my mom is getting me for Christmas.
She asked me what I wanted today... so, I told her.

Answer here:

12 gauge shotgun

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08-12-2012, 02:33 AM
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You asked for an upside down dog, and you know it.

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08-12-2012, 09:40 AM
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You christians are always trying to make christmas about presents. What happened to the true meaning of christmas?
Eating until you puke.

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08-12-2012, 09:42 AM
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KC has not been a christian for a while now as far as I can tell, he just doesn't know it yet.
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08-12-2012, 09:42 AM
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I ended up getting a 12 gauge Tactical 500 for home defense. Love it.
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08-12-2012, 09:44 AM
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Why is it the only time us Canadians get to bear arms, we get a tan. Lucky duck.

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08-12-2012, 09:47 AM
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(08-12-2012 09:44 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Why is it the only time us Canadians get to bear arms, we get a tan. Lucky duck.
Hadn't heard that one before, lol! Laughat
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08-12-2012, 06:51 PM
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Did it come in its specially designed case?

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08-12-2012, 07:02 PM
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(08-12-2012 02:22 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  She asked me what I wanted today... so, I told her.

Answer here:

12 gauge shotgun
I opted for books, as Mums know best, I hoped she might provide some anti Calvinist literature.

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Religion without science is blind"_ Einstein.
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08-12-2012, 08:18 PM
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I recommend a Mossberg 500. Approved by germanyt and the US Navy.

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