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10-10-2012, 10:27 AM
Guess who's teaching next Sunday again.
I don't know what it's over yet. Something in Colossians, I think.

As always, I'll let y'all critique.

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10-10-2012, 10:50 AM
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Ew... so they've got a tight rein on what you can teach, huh? Bummer. Well, hopefully it will be something lively and include lots of sex and murder and poor people being used and tortured by the jealous, micromanaging God. Fun stuff, there. Angel

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10-10-2012, 12:37 PM
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Do the one about 'ole whats his face taking his kid to be split down the middle cause he had a screwed up dream and then God said "What the fuck are you doing you fucktard?! I didn't say that shit!". That one promotes one to think critically when it's taught properly.

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10-10-2012, 08:21 PM
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Welp...

Guess what verses are being covered?

Romans 8:28-29. Yep. The specific verses I addressed in the Debunking Calvinism thread.

So, it is now their fault that I will be teaching Calvinism. They can't get mad at me now.

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10-10-2012, 10:21 PM
Guess who's teaching next Sunday again.
(10-10-2012 08:21 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Welp...

Guess what verses are being covered?

Romans 8:28-29. Yep. The specific verses I addressed in the Debunking Calvinism thread.

So, it is now their fault that I will be teaching Calvinism. They can't get mad at me now.

It's obviously a sign from god.
At least you've already done your exegetical work. Thumbsup

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10-10-2012, 11:40 PM
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I once taught adult Sunday School. I was trainning for the ministry.

My last topic was, " Is There Biblical Evidence for The Rapture?"

I provided supporting evidence that The Rapture was a fallacy.

CAREFUL!
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11-10-2012, 12:19 AM
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(10-10-2012 10:21 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(10-10-2012 08:21 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Welp...

Guess what verses are being covered?

Romans 8:28-29. Yep. The specific verses I addressed in the Debunking Calvinism thread.

So, it is now their fault that I will be teaching Calvinism. They can't get mad at me now.

It's obviously a sign from god.
At least you've already done your exegetical work. Thumbsup


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11-10-2012, 08:16 AM
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(10-10-2012 11:40 PM)depat Wrote:  I once taught adult Sunday School. I was trainning for the ministry.

My last topic was, " Is There Biblical Evidence for The Rapture?"

I provided supporting evidence that The Rapture was a fallacy.

CAREFUL!

Heh, I've already accepted that fact.

I'm an amillennialist. I don't believe in a rapture.

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11-10-2012, 11:12 AM
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Congratulations?

I'm both proud and disgusted with you. I haven't felt that way about someone since way back when my cousin lost his virginity. She wasn't a great catch...

It's like I'm glad your able to teach something your interested in, but you couldn't have picked a worse interest. Well you could but then I wouldn't be happy for you at all. I'd probably be calling the cops on you.

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15-10-2012, 07:12 PM
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It's predetermined that I have the authority to elect the entire human race into heaven.

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