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10-03-2016, 07:08 AM
Guy tries to roll window down in an airliner
Yup, you read that right. So the airline that I am flying on in less than 12 hours was delayed because some dumbass wanted some fresh air so he opened the escape hatch thinking he was opening the window.

http://mashable.com/2016/03/10/passenger...hWlr5_fuqJ

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10-03-2016, 07:18 AM
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I hope they put him in restraints if he stayed on the flight!
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10-03-2016, 07:36 AM
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Shove him out and shut the door. Problem solved.

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10-03-2016, 01:48 PM
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The fuck...?

What fucking idiot tries to get fresh air at that altitude?

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10-03-2016, 02:14 PM
RE: Guy tries to roll window down in an airliner
(10-03-2016 07:36 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  Shove him out and shut the door. Problem solved.

Until his dead carcass takes out the horizontal stabilizer.. Not so problem solved then.......

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10-03-2016, 02:51 PM
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Guys. Read the article. Before takeoff.

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10-03-2016, 02:57 PM
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(10-03-2016 02:51 PM)cjlr Wrote:  Guys. Read the article. Before takeoff.

Dude, don't ruin my fun with facts! Tongue

It'd be even funnier if the door was in front of the engine...

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10-03-2016, 03:27 PM
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That article has a link at the bottom of the page to another article titled .....

"Man mistakes plane exit for toilet door"

Laugh out load



Reminds me of this.....

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Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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10-03-2016, 04:02 PM
RE: Guy tries to roll window down in an airliner
(10-03-2016 03:27 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  That article has a link at the bottom of the page to another article titled .....

"Man mistakes plane exit for toilet door"

Laugh out load



Reminds me of this.....

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10-03-2016, 05:35 PM
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