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30-06-2014, 08:44 AM
Guys? This........
Ummmm. In case you might need some help with....... ummmm..... stuff. Hands Free Automatic Sperm Extractor






more info...

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/aut...e-hospital

I was going to post this in the pictures for a laugh thread but really, it deserves a place of its own.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-06-2014, 08:48 AM
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Finally. Somewhere to release my seed. O.o
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30-06-2014, 08:55 AM
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Yeah....... every mans dream!

A blowjob from a machine.

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30-06-2014, 08:58 AM
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I want one!!!

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30-06-2014, 09:00 AM
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I bet their health insurance will cover this.......Dodgy
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30-06-2014, 09:12 AM
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I can't imagine cleaning the machine and who gets to clean it? Ugh. Is there like a bag inside that collects all the sperm and then it gets thrown out or is there a hose that sucks it into the water supply like a toilet? Why do the Chinese need this machine, is it a form of birth control for them? Questions, questions...I have lots of questions regarding this horrid contraption.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-06-2014, 10:42 AM
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I wouldn't want to be second in line...

If Jesus died for our sins, why is there still sin? If man was created from dust, why is there still dust? If Americans came from Europe, why are there still Europeans?
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30-06-2014, 01:42 PM
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So, the Chinese are having a population shortage, and need to invent better means of sperm donation?? Consider


Is there a height adjustment? That could be painful if things don't align well.

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30-06-2014, 04:54 PM
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Ewwwwwww....

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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30-06-2014, 04:56 PM
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