Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts Goop "Health" Summit
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24-06-2017, 12:03 PM
RE: Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts Goop "Health" Summit
(24-06-2017 11:25 AM)SYZ Wrote:  If the reason for doing so isn’t immediately obvious—you mean you haven't ever thought about popping an egg into your genitalia?—Paltrow explains the point of the eggs in her website Goop’s latest newsletter (although apparently it makes “intuitive sense”):

“The strictly guarded secret of Chinese royalty in antiquity—queens and concubines used them to stay in shape for emperors —jade eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing and a Kegel-like physical practice. Fans say regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general.”

—So there you go. Tongue

Dafuq is 'feminine energy'? Shocking

Can someone please do the inverse of mansplain this, so that I can fucking understand...

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24-06-2017, 12:18 PM
RE: Gwyneth Paltrow Hosts Goop "Health" Summit
(24-06-2017 12:03 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Can someone please do the inverse of mansplain this, so that I can fucking understand...

Easy-peasy.

Feminine energy is made up of curves and swirls. There are no straight lines and angles in feminine energy and there are no curves and swirls in masculine energy. Feminine energy is also very energized and fast. Masculine energy is slow and dull. If I would be simple, masculine energy holds about 40 points of energy and feminine energy holds about 140 points of energy. Feminine energy is very expansive, very creative, and very fluid. Feminine energy can do 25 things at one time while it swirls and curves. Masculine energy says ‘straight line’⎯ go down a straight line. Go from point A to point B to point C and back to point A. Both types of creative energy are absolutely valuable to have at your access for balanced creations.

Put that in your jade egg receptacle and smoke it...

... Oh wait, you don't got one. Oh well... Rolleyes

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24-06-2017, 12:23 PM
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(24-06-2017 08:02 AM)Vera Wrote:  So, where do we stick those stickers? Consider

No. One should ask.."where do we stick those suckers!?"

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