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12-04-2012, 12:31 AM
Gwyneth as god
I feel like the geek in the back of the class sending valentines to the popular girl...

Not my health, my life, my family; nothing is as important to me as Gwyneth Paltrow. It seems congruent to theism as she is non-extant in my physical locality, and these kind of words they might say, I mean. There's two Gwynnies, the actress who has a life I have little to no desire to impinge upon, and the chemical simulation. The second comes from experience. I have these patterns of behaviors built up over time; watching her movies and interviews, drawing her, but most pertinently, who I was while I was doing these things. Fool. Big Grin

I mean, stupid-happy-giddy kind of thing. I don't have a head full of dark fantasies and crazy erotica, I have memories in a visual and chemical context. It is said no one can you happy but you, but that dang Gwynnies is my exception. I can be in full-metal asshole mode, and someone will start talking about her... and I'm gone. Doing that bouncing around the room thing...

Seems I got "the grace of god" from Gwyneth Paltrow; I got all the beatitude and little of the attitude. I know it's the same kinda thing because a multitude of theists told me it's the same kinda thing...

My question is, why the fuck are they so evil? Big Grin

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12-04-2012, 12:44 AM
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It's a shame Gwynnie never did any soft porn. I think this is what you're truly looking forward to seeing.

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12-04-2012, 12:55 AM
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(12-04-2012 12:44 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  It's a shame Gwynnie never did any soft porn. I think this is what you're truly looking forward to seeing.
I'm looking forward to launching you into the stratosphere with the inertia from my boot. Big Grin

Funny thing about porn... there was a minor debate in he house yesterday as the Gwynnies on the door is scantily clad - Annie's like, what happened to the rest of her dress? Tongue

Fucking cleaners... anyhoo, got me to thinking, and in a sense just the term Gwyneth is pornographic. Besides, there's Shallow Hal, View From the Top, Country Strong, and Duets where she's being excessively alluring. Thumbsup

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12-04-2012, 01:04 AM
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So does the ritual of worshipping our Gwynnies require lube and tissues? Big Grin

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12-04-2012, 01:08 AM
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(12-04-2012 01:04 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  So does the ritual of worshipping our Gwynnies require lube and tissues? Big Grin

I'm thinking that's too much information. Tongue

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12-04-2012, 04:45 AM
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(12-04-2012 12:31 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Seems I got "the grace of god" from Gwyneth Paltrow; I got all the beatitude and little of the attitude. I know it's the same kinda thing because a multitude of theists told me it's the same kinda thing...

My question is, why the fuck are they so evil? Big Grin
I think, in the case of male theists and a male god, that such affection is "a little gay". So some of the evil is them cheating on God like they cheat on a woman that they're not attracted to anymore, and some of the evil is following God 'cuz hey, that's just how He rolls.

My girlfriend is mad at me. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried cooking a stick in her non-stick pan.
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12-04-2012, 06:07 AM
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God was straight fiction until the LC showed up on the jobsite, then it was obvious sex really don't apply to this kinda thing. But in the context of everyone else; yeah, male with a male god? Nah, I'll take a pass. Wink

Then there was Erx with his sacrilege last night. I hadda do some research - Big Grin - and cannot help but wonder what role sexual repression plays in this matter. Maybe some jacking to Jesus will chill 'em the fuck out.

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12-04-2012, 08:21 AM
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Johnny.
You are most definitely the most interesting person that I have ever come across.
I like it.

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12-04-2012, 08:30 AM (This post was last modified: 12-04-2012 08:34 AM by germanyt.)
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12-04-2012, 08:33 AM
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