HE HAS ARISEN!
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09-12-2012, 12:31 PM (This post was last modified: 09-12-2012 12:35 PM by Janus.)
HE HAS ARISEN!
And He lives in Petropavlovsk, Siberia:


Seems like a good place for congregating all the Xtians, so that we can then nuke 'm.
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09-12-2012, 03:14 PM
RE: HE HAS ARISEN!
Well la-tee-da.
I am writing the Next-To-Last Testament.
That will be called The Pea-nultimate Testament, (not to be confused with the Pee-nultimate Testament).
The Testament of Peas.
I am the Jeebus of Whirled Peas. I was sent to preach world peace whirled peas.
If you lack a "whirler", you can use a blender to be saved. Or, like the dervishes, you can twirl.



Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein
Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music - Friedrich Nietzsche
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