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02-07-2014, 07:06 AM
HH Dorje Chang Buddha III
Hello, I would like to show all of you a Living Buddha, who is an incarnation of the Vairocana Vahadrada himself! He isn't well known, though he is endorsed by many Prominent Dharma Kings, including HH The Dalai Lama as the world's most highest living Buddha, and the wisest Buddhist. He is HH Dorje Change Buddha, III. He gave me this named and used karmic recognition techniques to show how I was a rinpoche. Anyway, I don't know if this thread belongs in this section, but Google his name and you'll learn about him.

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His Picture and my profile.


[Image: 315_SHENG-JIE.jpg]
Some of his world acclaimed sculpture, which was actually prophesied.

He is Buddhist, so it shouldn't conflict with atheism. Just wanted to get it out there that I follow this man and trust him.
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02-07-2014, 08:30 AM
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(02-07-2014 07:06 AM)Rinpoche Wrote:  ...
Just wanted to get it out there that I follow this man and trust him.

Fair enough. Nice to know.

Call me sceptical but I'd need a little more info before I follow / trust anyone.

Although, I have to say... that is an impressive comb-over.

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02-07-2014, 08:37 AM
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Love how you guys come here and basically announce proudly "Hello, I'm a fruitcake". Welcome to the forums, new fruitcake guy, as long as you're not an angry fruitcake I think we can get on fine Smile

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02-07-2014, 08:47 AM
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I'm lovin' the "sculpture". Looks like some sort of accident.
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02-07-2014, 08:54 AM
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(02-07-2014 08:37 AM)morondog Wrote:  Love how you guys come here and basically announce proudly "Hello, I'm a fruitcake".
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OMG! I'm still laughing. I sooo needed that.

Thanks MD.

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02-07-2014, 09:52 AM
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(02-07-2014 07:06 AM)Rinpoche Wrote:  Hello, I would like to show all of you a Living Buddha,

Are you a Poe?


Quote: who is an incarnation of the Vairocana Vahadrada himself!

That's nice. What is this Vairocana Vahadrada? Are we supposed to be impressed with this claim? P.S.: Reincarnation is woo.



Quote:He isn't well known, though he is endorsed by many Prominent Dharma Kings,

And exactly what is a "dharma king" supposed to be? Dodgy



Quote: including HH The Dalai Lama as the world's most highest living Buddha, and the wisest Buddhist.

[citations needed]

Tibetan "buddhism" is utter woo. It's not even buddhism; it's a shitstorm of superstition and woo with a microscopically thin veneer of buddhism.


Quote: He is HH Dorje Change Buddha, III. He gave me this named and used karmic recognition techniques to show how I was a rinpoche.

And you bought that nonsense.


Quote: Anyway, I don't know if this thread belongs in this section, but Google his name and you'll learn about him.

No. Just no.



Quote:[Image: TDCBHead.jpg]
His Picture and my profile.

What is that THING on his head.


Quote:[Image: 315_SHENG-JIE.jpg]
Some of his world acclaimed sculpture,


This is relevant how?



Quote: which was actually prophesied.


[citation needed]


Quote:He is Buddhist, so it shouldn't conflict with atheism.

Buddhism doesn't. Tibetan-superstition woo does.


Quote: Just wanted to get it out there that I follow this man and trust him.

Facepalm

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02-07-2014, 10:44 AM
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[Image: 315_SHENG-JIE.jpg]

Yeah some of my icing / frosting has ended up like that as well. The trick is to not make it too watery.
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02-07-2014, 10:47 AM
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(02-07-2014 07:06 AM)Rinpoche Wrote:  Hello, I would like to show all of you a Living Buddha, who is an incarnation of the Vairocana Vahadrada himself! He isn't well known, though he is endorsed by many Prominent Dharma Kings, including HH The Dalai Lama as the world's most highest living Buddha, and the wisest Buddhist. He is HH Dorje Change Buddha, III. He gave me this named and used karmic recognition techniques to show how I was a rinpoche. Anyway, I don't know if this thread belongs in this section, but Google his name and you'll learn about him.

[Image: TDCBHead.jpg]
His Picture and my profile.


[Image: 315_SHENG-JIE.jpg]
Some of his world acclaimed sculpture, which was actually prophesied.

He is Buddhist, so it shouldn't conflict with atheism. Just wanted to get it out there that I follow this man and trust him.
Ok, but why do you consider this important for us to know?

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02-07-2014, 01:16 PM
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Although I think there are some aspects and forms of Buddhism that don't conflict with atheism - the form that you're espousing is incompatible...
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02-07-2014, 01:26 PM
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Bad Hair Guy's Website Wrote:The Twelve Key Points of H.H. Dorje Chang Buddha III

H.H. Dorje Chang Buddha III

1. The first Buddha in history to have received such a large number of recognitions and written congratulations from great dharma kings and rinpoches of the highest order in the world.

2. The first ancient Buddha in history to have been recognized as having such a high status.

3. The first ancient Buddha in history who has shown such outstanding and complete proficiency and mastery of exoteric Buddhism, esoteric Buddhism, and the Five Vidyas, which nobody else has ever done.

4. The first ancient Buddha in history who has manifested such a large number of holy feats.

5. Buddhas bestowed nectar from the sky into a bowl in front of several dozen dharma teachers, persons of great virtue, and others.

6. When transmitting dharma to disciples, predictions were made as to when those disciples would become accomplished in the dharma. Those disciples were able to take a trip to the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss. After they returned to the human realm, they passed on to that paradise at the predicted time.

7. Many incarnations of extremely famous and virtuous patriarchs from Tibet and other countries are disciples of this ancient Buddha.

8. Dragon spirits, birds, and land animals became disciples of and came to hear dharma discourses of this ancient Buddha.

9. At a dharma assembly attended by many people during which offerings were made to the Buddhas, nectar pills that partially filled a bowl suddenly increased in number about one hour after the dharma assembly began. Even after some of those nectar pills were distributed as blessings to the fifty-nine people in attendance, the nectar pills that remained in the bowl still formed a dome that rose above the brim of the bowl and were still greater in number than at the beginning of the dharma assembly.

10. Manifesting the wisdom of a Buddha, wondrous multicolored sculptures and sculptures with mist inside them were created. Nobody else in the world can replicate such works.

11. The first ancient Buddha who benefits living beings but does not accept any offerings.

12. The only one who possesses Buddha-dharma that causes a disciple to attain enlightenment and liberation within two hours. It is the fastest Buddha-dharma practice where a disciple can enter and leave a Buddha-land at will.


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