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16-07-2013, 03:52 PM
Hahaha, I'm pretty strange.
Ok, so I went to the dentist today at like eight in the morning to get some work done on my teeth, and I asked to have nitrous as a way of helping me cope with the invasive shit they will be doing to my mouth.

Anyways, as they put the nitrous "Mask" on me, and I felt the affects of it, I was watching them operate on my mouth and I struggled to even move. It felt like I was binded and I could only see (and to an extent feel) what they were doing to me.

So while they were poking, prodding, drilling into my teeth, I was thinking of random things. First I thought of seeing how the Nitrous affected my facial movements. So I blinked my left and right eyes at different occasions, and then one time at the same time. I tried to curl my lips into a smile and I watched my dentists work. I even exercised my hands, as I had no idea how the gas would affect my body (I wasn't aware if I had such a thing happen to me.)

Anyways, while this was happening, my brained shifted to a peculiar thought, this must be similar to how Hannibal Lecter from The Silence of the Lambs felt when he was bound and muzzled. When the dentists removed their tools to acquire new ones, I had the free time to repeat a line from the scene where Hannibal was talking to the Senator, specifically:

Hannibal: and one more thing, senator... Love the suit. (Paraphrased.)

One of them stopped what they were doing to stare at me while the other was just trying to figure out what I had just said. I, trying to complete the effect, widened my eyes and licked my lips. Knowing that at by the actions displayed ONE of them saw the movie, it was no surprise when the main dentist started to shake a little and regain herself.

Best thing is, I am going back next week to finish off the rest of the operation.... Hopefully they won't be scared of me.


It was pretty funny.

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16-07-2013, 04:56 PM
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16-07-2013, 06:48 PM
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Next time sit down and just say, "I put lots of lotion on my skin". Big Grin




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16-07-2013, 07:02 PM
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(16-07-2013 06:48 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Next time sit down and just say, "I put lots of lotion on my skin". Big Grin




You are strange.

I should do:

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

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16-07-2013, 07:04 PM
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(16-07-2013 03:52 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Ok, so I went to the dentist today at like eight in the morning to get some work done on my teeth, and I asked to have nitrous as a way of helping me cope with the invasive shit they will be doing to my mouth.

The only thing my Dentists use nitrous for now is to numb the pain and anxiety of the novocaine injection. I've had it a couple times, didn't do shit for me and now my insurance company says I'll have to co-pay $150 for that. Ain't happenin'. What I have found is that good Dentists have learned how to minimize the discomfort of the local anesthesia without the laughing gas. Woulda been a waste of $150.

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16-07-2013, 09:30 PM
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Hahahaha so mean but so hilarious. That is pretty funny stuff man.

My adventure to the dentist and wisdom teeth had me so drugged up I just DID NOT CARE. I recall my mom needing to go to the store and telling me to stay in the car. So I got out of the car and followed her around. Mind you, I've got bloody gauze slightly hanging from my mouth and I decided to start dancing around to whatever music was playing in the store. I recall everyone looking at me pretty strangely but I didn't care. Just wanted to dance in the store. My mom was terribly embarrassed. I don't recall how old I was back then, still, was pretty hilarious.

Every now and then it pops up in my head and I imagine what it must have looked like to see some teenage kid hopping around and dancing while slurring his words with bloody gauze hanging out of his mouth and it just makes me laugh pretty hard because I know I'd be thinking that guy would "need some serious help." haha.

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16-07-2013, 09:35 PM
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I told you that stuff was fantastic. Tongue
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16-07-2013, 09:37 PM
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I have been putting off wisdom teeth surgery. I have an impacted one so they need to go in which means I'll be under general anesthesia. Ugh... I'm terrified of having surgery in my mouth. The pain, the discomfort, the inability to eat wonderful food... complete nightmare.

At least I'll get new bottles of narcotics. Weeee.

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16-07-2013, 09:38 PM
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I had two impacted wisdom teeth. They pulled all 4 at the same time.....no general anesthesia
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16-07-2013, 09:41 PM
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(16-07-2013 09:38 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  I had two impacted wisdom teeth. They pulled all 4 at the same time.....no general anesthesia

Wtf? How did they "pull" it? They have to cut into my mouth to get them out. And yea, they will be taking the other two out with it so 3 total for me. Luckily, I don't have all 4.

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