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02-11-2014, 01:21 AM
RE: Halloween annoyance
You need a pamphlet or a CD.

This would be good.

Jesus loves me but not my wife
Not my nigger friends or their nigger lives
But Jesus loves me, that's for sure
'Cause the Bible tell me so

Read your Bible good and well
Don't forget about that apple spell
Don't fall in the wishing well
Wishing for heaven and gettin' hell
Wash behind your ears, don't smell
Cover them freckles
Don't ask, don't tell

Kiss your papa, but not too long
Hold his hand
Don't do no wrong

Jesus loves me but not my wife
Not my nigger friends or their nigger lives
But Jesus loves me, that's for sure
'Cause the Bible tells me so

Hush, don't cry, dry them tears
Time'll wash away all them years
Scar or a bruise, pick and choose
When you're all grown up
You'll have the blues
Life'll give you that wedding ring
Fancy cars and diamond things
You best believe in Jesus' way
And never fall asleep forgetting to pray

Jesus loves me but not my wife
Not my nigger friends or their nigger lives
But Jesus loves me, that's for sure
'Cause the Bible tells me so




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02-11-2014, 11:02 AM
RE: Halloween annoyance
(01-11-2014 05:00 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(01-11-2014 04:59 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Next year you're handing out the candy with Girlyman.

He can sing to them, you can engage them.

I'll sit on the steps and just enjoy a cocktail,bowl of popcorn and probably choke to death from laughter.

Not a good plan...no, no...not a good plan. What with all that hugging Girly is likely to do - it could be a problem. No

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02-11-2014, 11:08 AM
RE: Halloween annoyance
(02-11-2014 01:21 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  You need a pamphlet or a CD.

This would be good.

Jesus loves me but not my wife
Not my nigger friends or their nigger lives
But Jesus loves me, that's for sure
'Cause the Bible tell me so

Read your Bible good and well
Don't forget about that apple spell
Don't fall in the wishing well
Wishing for heaven and gettin' hell
Wash behind your ears, don't smell
Cover them freckles
Don't ask, don't tell

Kiss your papa, but not too long
Hold his hand
Don't do no wrong

Jesus loves me but not my wife
Not my nigger friends or their nigger lives
But Jesus loves me, that's for sure
'Cause the Bible tells me so

Hush, don't cry, dry them tears
Time'll wash away all them years
Scar or a bruise, pick and choose
When you're all grown up
You'll have the blues
Life'll give you that wedding ring
Fancy cars and diamond things
You best believe in Jesus' way
And never fall asleep forgetting to pray

Jesus loves me but not my wife
Not my nigger friends or their nigger lives
But Jesus loves me, that's for sure
'Cause the Bible tells me so





OMG lol!~

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02-11-2014, 11:48 AM
RE: Halloween annoyance
(02-11-2014 11:02 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(01-11-2014 05:00 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Not a good plan...no, no...not a good plan. What with all that hugging Girly is likely to do - it could be a problem. No

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02-11-2014, 11:54 AM
RE: Halloween annoyance
I would probably dress up as satan and be "that guy" who yells "HAIL SATAN!"

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02-11-2014, 12:29 PM
RE: Halloween annoyance
I think I'd be less concerned that I'd hurt kids who were just doing what they were told, or hurt anyone's feelings, and more that if I said anything rude it'd be forever remembered in the family as "That time an atheist got all angry about Jesus' love" or "That time we experienced Christian persecution Sadcryface".

I'd probably just Jesus on the level he belongs. "Does he now? Hehe...well, *insert cartoon character here* loves you, too! Yes "

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02-11-2014, 12:36 PM
RE: Halloween annoyance
(02-11-2014 12:29 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  I think I'd be less concerned that I'd hurt kids who were just doing what they were told, or hurt anyone's feelings, and more that if I said anything rude it'd be forever remembered in the family as "That time an atheist got all angry about Jesus' love" or "That time we experienced Christian persecution Sadcryface".

I'd probably just Jesus on the level he belongs. "Does he now? Hehe...well, *insert cartoon character here* loves you, too! Yes "

That is a huge part of it. I don't want to be labeled the "angry atheist" who scares little kids and tells them that they believe in invisible friends or monsters.

I just want to hand out candy and see the cute costumes.


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02-11-2014, 12:39 PM
RE: Halloween annoyance
(02-11-2014 12:36 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(02-11-2014 12:29 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  I think I'd be less concerned that I'd hurt kids who were just doing what they were told, or hurt anyone's feelings, and more that if I said anything rude it'd be forever remembered in the family as "That time an atheist got all angry about Jesus' love" or "That time we experienced Christian persecution Sadcryface".

I'd probably just Jesus on the level he belongs. "Does he now? Hehe...well, *insert cartoon character here* loves you, too! Yes "

That is a huge part of it. I don't want to be labeled the "angry atheist" who scares little kids and tells them that they believe in invisible friends or monsters.

I just want to hand out candy and see the cute costumes.

We can't fix in five minutes what the parents are doing to their kids. But we can gush over costumes and share a smile with a child - and hand out the 'good' candy.

We have talked before on here about timing - this isn't the time and two bad moves by adults aren't going to help those kids.

Though I would like to throw pumpkins at the parents.

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02-11-2014, 12:39 PM
RE: Halloween annoyance
(02-11-2014 11:02 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(01-11-2014 05:00 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Not a good plan...no, no...not a good plan. What with all that hugging Girly is likely to do - it could be a problem. No

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