Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
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04-05-2016, 07:12 PM
Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
So what are you guys going to pray for tomorrow?

I'm going to pray to the god of thunder, and plead for him to spare my life. If I don't get struck by lightning tomorrow, I will consider that proof of his existence.

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04-05-2016, 07:24 PM
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04-05-2016, 07:27 PM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
I'm praying that whatever's up there drops Nishi back from the heavens. We need him here Sad

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04-05-2016, 07:28 PM
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(04-05-2016 07:12 PM)cactus Wrote:  So what are you guys going to pray for tomorrow?

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(04-05-2016 07:12 PM)cactus Wrote:  I'm going to pray to the god of thunder, and plead for him to spare my life. If I don't get struck by lightning tomorrow, I will consider that proof of his existence.

What if you DO get struck by lightning tomorrow, but survive?
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04-05-2016, 07:32 PM
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(04-05-2016 07:28 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(04-05-2016 07:12 PM)cactus Wrote:  So what are you guys going to pray for tomorrow?

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(04-05-2016 07:12 PM)cactus Wrote:  I'm going to pray to the god of thunder, and plead for him to spare my life. If I don't get struck by lightning tomorrow, I will consider that proof of his existence.

What if you DO get struck by lightning tomorrow, but survive?

Then he'll cease being a cactus and will take his new form as a lightning plant.

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04-05-2016, 07:39 PM
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if I survive, then I will become a demigod of the plant kingdom
Flowers will wilt and trees will bow before my greatness
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04-05-2016, 07:39 PM
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Praying is asking god to change his plan.
The ones who pray have no faith in god's plan.

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04-05-2016, 07:43 PM
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I'm not going to pray, I'm gonna fucking DO something, instead. I'm doing some work in the back yard that requires an auger (gasoline powered). I told the wife that I'd call "Dig Alert" to make sure it was OK, instead of praying that I didn't hit a gas line or the electrical (which happens to be buried, for the most part, in my city). When the guy came to check, he told me that his last job involved helping the Gas Company locate the shutoff valve for the line that the contractor cut into using the same sort of auger. Dumb ass contractor was setting a gate post 3 feet from the electrical service and didn't make the call. It's a good thing he didn't keep boring- the electrical was just another few inches down. If the electric shock didn't kill him, the "fireball" would. Tongue I'm not gonna be "that guy".
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04-05-2016, 07:51 PM
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(04-05-2016 07:39 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Praying is asking god to change his plan.
The ones who pray have no faith in god's plan.

Stop this rational talk in a thread about prayer. How dare you Tongue Laugh out load

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04-05-2016, 08:04 PM
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I will pray to Capn Crunch to keep my cereal extra crunchy for breakfast, praise be his eternal crunchiness! Amen!

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