Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
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04-05-2016, 08:34 PM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
I will pray my favorite prayer.
You may have heard of it.
The Hail Mary.
It's a quickie.

Hail Mary, full of grace.
May someone hot,
Sit on your face.

Amen.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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04-05-2016, 09:23 PM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
(04-05-2016 07:12 PM)cactus Wrote:  So what are you guys going to pray for tomorrow?

I'm going to pray to the god of thunder, and plead for him to spare my life. If I don't get struck by lightning tomorrow, I will consider that proof of his existence.

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05-05-2016, 12:01 AM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
Day of prayer? Guess God-Emperor will hear another one.

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05-05-2016, 12:15 AM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
I'm praying to Aphrodite that I get laid soon. Like next weekend. Hopefully it will work out for date number two - he's out of town this weekend.

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05-05-2016, 05:08 AM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
If I was gonna pray it would have to be to Bacchus. Any excuse for few drinks Tongue.

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05-05-2016, 05:13 AM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
I'll spend the day masturbating.

Unlike the people praying -- I'm betting I'll have something to show for it when I'm done.

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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05-05-2016, 05:15 AM (This post was last modified: 05-05-2016 05:21 AM by CosmicRaven.)
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
God ignores my prayers of helping with my mental illness.
He doesn't like to directly help mentally ill people for some reason.
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05-05-2016, 05:20 AM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
(04-05-2016 07:12 PM)cactus Wrote:  So what are you guys going to pray for tomorrow?

I'm going to pray to the god of thunder, and plead for him to spare my life. If I don't get struck by lightning tomorrow, I will consider that proof of his existence.

I'm praying to Orgasma, the god of sex, just like every day. And like every other prayer to every other god.... that too will be pointless.

Pray all you want, all day if you want, just keep it out of my government.

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05-05-2016, 10:34 PM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
(05-05-2016 05:20 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  I'm praying to Orgasma, the god of sex, just like every day. And like every other prayer to every other god.... that too will be pointless.

Pray all you want, all day if you want, just keep it out of my government.
I won't pray, but I'd get in my knees for the right woman.
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07-05-2016, 06:14 AM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
(04-05-2016 07:12 PM)cactus Wrote:  So what are you guys going to pray for tomorrow?

I'm going to pray to the god of thunder, and plead for him to spare my life. If I don't get struck by lightning tomorrow, I will consider that proof of his existence.

I'm going to pray that one dollar appear magically in my bank account for every hour wasted praying to invisible magic beings the world over. I guess I'll be able to sleep in tomorrow because I surely won't have to ever work again.

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