Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
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07-05-2016, 02:17 PM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
(05-05-2016 10:34 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(05-05-2016 05:20 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  I'm praying to Orgasma, the god of sex, just like every day. And like every other prayer to every other god.... that too will be pointless.

Pray all you want, all day if you want, just keep it out of my government.
I won't pray, but I'd get in my knees for the right woman.

Shocking "In" your knees, call me kinky but I'd like to see that... okay maybe not. Tongue

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07-05-2016, 06:59 PM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
(07-05-2016 02:17 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(05-05-2016 10:34 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I won't pray, but I'd get in my knees for the right woman.

Shocking "In" your knees, call me kinky but I'd like to see that... okay maybe not. Tongue

I should've checked for typos! However, before a back injury, I used to be able to cross my ankles behind my neck. I'm sure if I was in better shape.. Eh, nah.

Found a photo of me as a teen in that position.
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08-05-2016, 09:27 AM
RE: Happy National Day of Prayer, 'Muricans
i prayed to live another day. holy shit, it worked!
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