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24-11-2015, 09:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
I would like to give thanks to God that she made me an Atheist.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
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25-11-2015, 07:56 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving
Dear God, I give thanks to you for giving me a rational, thinking brain, allowing me to realize you don't exist.

Amen.
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25-11-2015, 07:59 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving
Dear God,

I give thanks to you for not really existing.

Awomen


[see, cuz I don't have a rational, thinking brain.]

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
~Izel
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25-11-2015, 08:00 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving
For the agnostics, thank you for creating us and just walking away. I always imagined if this was so, you were laughing your ass off.
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25-11-2015, 08:02 AM
Happy Thanksgiving
Dear God, thank you for all the guns I have and all the good deals on ammo I'm gonna get on Black Friday.
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25-11-2015, 08:37 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving
Dear Macgyver,

Thank you for rescuing me from that awful cult using nothing but toothpicks and bubblegum.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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