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05-04-2016, 02:04 PM
Hard Dawn
My vote is that this site is satire, like Chris Harper's old Landover Baptist site, but a lot of people claim Hard Dawn is the real deal. I've already posted here on the FEMA guillotines conspiracy where right wingers can't tell the difference between a Left Behind novel and reality; this site goes ones step further, with articles about cue trails being an atheist conspiracy to poison the Angels in heaven.

Hard Dawn: Becuse Morning in America Won't be Easy.

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

- Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade
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05-04-2016, 04:27 PM
RE: Hard Dawn
If you wonder if this is satire -- put down the bong....


if the "article" on --

Is the Baseball Hat Industry Suppressing the Cure for Male Pattern Baldness?

doesn't clue you in -- I don't know what would....

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Some seriously funny shit there....

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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05-04-2016, 04:53 PM
RE: Hard Dawn
http://harddawn.com/chihuahuas-cure-chemtrails/ Laughat
Yes Yes
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Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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05-04-2016, 07:02 PM
RE: Hard Dawn
Quote:Our Journalists

Derby Mack

Doc Bacon

Henricus Institor

Stephenson Billings

Kaylee-Aurora

Bubba Tom

Mrs. PAW

Moishe McPhearson

Rabbi Tippy Plumridge

Angel

Couldn't be satire. Their names are too hilarious.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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