Harry Potter is a rip-off of Peter Pan
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29-01-2013, 07:37 PM
Harry Potter is a rip-off of Peter Pan
So hear me out. I have evidence. And scotch. Lots and lots of scotch.

Harry Potter
Peter Pan

Peter. Harry. Hairy Peter. Both are somewhat genitalia-esque names.
Potter. Pan. Pots and Pans. Genital Container name scheme.

Both stories involve the power of children. That groups of children can defeat the world's evil.

How do you fly? You think of happy thoughts. Adult Peter thought of his kids.
How do you defend against Dementors? You cast the Petronus spell. How do you cast it?
"Make it a powerful memory, the happiest you can remember. Allow it to fill you up… Just remember, your Patronus can only protect you as long as you stay focused… Think of the happiest thing you can."
Think of happy thoughts. Harry thought of his parents.


Who was Wendy in Peter Pan? Maggie Smith.

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Who was Professor Minerva in Harry Potter? Maggie Smith.

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Dumbledore says to Harry, "...death is the next great adventure."
Captain Hook says to Smee, "...death is the only great adventure I have left."


COINCIDENCE!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

"Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind."

"We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change."
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29-01-2013, 07:46 PM
RE: Harry Potter is a rip-off of Peter Pan
(29-01-2013 07:37 PM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  So hear me out. I have evidence. And scotch. Lots and lots of scotch.

Harry Potter
Peter Pan

Peter. Harry. Hairy Peter. Both are somewhat genitalia-esque names.
Potter. Pan. Pots and Pans. Genital Container name scheme.

Both stories involve the power of children. That groups of children can defeat the world's evil.

How do you fly? You think of happy thoughts. Adult Peter thought of his kids.
How do you defend against Dementors? You cast the Petronus spell. How do you cast it?
"Make it a powerful memory, the happiest you can remember. Allow it to fill you up… Just remember, your Patronus can only protect you as long as you stay focused… Think of the happiest thing you can."
Think of happy thoughts. Harry thought of his parents.


Who was Wendy in Peter Pan? Maggie Smith.

[Image: Hook2.jpg]

Who was Professor Minerva in Harry Potter? Maggie Smith.

[Image: 16148-25820.gif]


Dumbledore says to Harry, "...death is the next great adventure."
Captain Hook says to Smee, "...death is the only great adventure I have left."


COINCIDENCE!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Well you've done it. You've proven Maggie Smith has a hairy peter.
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29-01-2013, 09:36 PM
RE: Harry Potter is a rip-off of Peter Pan
You're fucked but funny fucked! Sleepy

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