Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
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02-07-2015, 11:06 PM
Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
How to accurately hate entire groups of people.

By Muffs

In no particular order.


Arabs

- Call them Arabs as a form of insult despite the fact that they are actually Arabs.
- All terrorists and everyone of them could, and will given the opportunity, blow you up.
- Singlehandedly responsible for 9/11.
- All fuck goats

Blacks

- Call them African American as a form of not wanting to sound racist. Because you know, they have a cousin who runs the local gang and all.
- All poor
- All poorly educated
- All criminals, cross the road if one is walking towards you.
- Probably on drugs, treat as if on drugs.

Chinks

- Call them Chinks as a form of insult.
- Don't speak a word of English meaning you can say whatever the fuck you want infront of them and they wont understand.
- All know karate
Only see 50% of the world as the top 12.5% and bottom 12.5% of their eye sight is blocked off by their weird eyes.

Punjabs

- Call them Punjabs as a form of insult.
- Filthy
- Only eat curry
- Drive around in their white mitsubishi wrx with the black rims plowing their shitty music at full volume.
- Rude
- Stink of curry
- Know English but can't speak a single understandable word of it
- All work in call centers

Rest of the Indians

- The only Indians are Punjabs, see Punjab.

Whites

- Greedy
- Will take advantage of you
- Racist
- Don't give a shit about anyone else except other white people
- Feel prosecuted

Rich people

- Obviously didn't do anything to deserve all that money they have.
- Stock market bludgeoners

Poor people

- Obviously didn't do anything to deserve all that money they don't have.
- Welfare bludgeoners

Fat people

- Loose some weight fatty
- Ride around in mobility scooters
- Can't breath without sounding like a 747 taking off

Japanese/Koreans/Asian looking Singaporeans

- No such thing. See Chinks.

Afghan's/Pakistani's/North Africans/Entire Middle East region really

- No such thing. See Arabs.

Vegans

- All lesbian
- Liberal hippie fucktards

Vegetarians

- Weak vegans

Muslims

- All terrorists, every single one of them.
- All violent
- All hate women and persecute the shit out them
- Can't fault Islam openly though because they're sensitive and you're not allowed to mock their religious beliefs despite being super messed up and dangerous.

Christians

- All live in bible belt of US.
- See redneck for further reading

Jews

- All have curly hair and mommy issues
- Tiny half dicks (because they chopped the other half off)
- Can't say anything bad about them because holocaust
- can't mention "jew" without mentioning holocaust

Hindus

- No such thing. See Punjab.

Atheists

- Other atheists are ruining atheism and don't "represent what atheism actually is"
- Liberal fuckwits

Agnostics

- *groan*
- Mentally confused fucktards that need to get the fuck over themselves and open their tiny little brains just a tad and stop being such presumptuous pricks.

Gays

- Not allowed to mock gays, they're too sensitive and need protecting despite the fact that these dudes take a fucking dick to the ass, how fucking sensitive can they be? amirite?

Lesbians

- Butch
- Aggressive but in a friendly give random stranger a noggy sort of way.

Redneck

- 'Murica!!
- Gun totting, bible thumping all 'Murican patriot!
- Actually racist but use bible to justify their racism to themselves.

Parking wardens

- Cunts, get a real fuck job.

Taiwanese

- Called Tailanders
- Short
- Cross between a Chink and a Punjab
- All good in a scrap
- Don't speak much
- Little bit retarded.

Rest of South Asian region

- No such place. See Taiwanese.

Australians

- All wear disgusting short shorts
- Horrible accent
- All white
- All surf
- Fairly badass because they survived Australia, the place that is constantly actively trying to kill you.

Kiwis

- No such place. See Australians.

English

- Bad teeth
- Chav's
- Way way way too into their soccer
- All personally know the Queen

German speaking or anyone that sounds like they speak German

- Always angry
- Only drink out of boots
- Physically big people, like bears. Women included.
- All Nazi's.

French

- All have skinny mustaches
- All douchebags
- Can't win a war

Scandinavia + Switzerland

- Can't really make fun of them, only sensible people on this planet.

Rest of Western Europe

- No such place. see either English, French of German.

Russians

- Poor farmers
- Always have to dress warm
- Communist bastards
- Seek to regain their former power, can't accept defeat.

Eastern Europe

- No such place. see Russians.

Mexicans

- All illegal immigrants to the US
- All have that weird Latino accent
- All wear bandanas
- Dora the Explorer
- Can't do anything to annoy you because you can just have them deported

Rest of Central and South Americas

- No such place. See Mexico.

Africans

- Excludes Northern Africa because that's not really part of Africa anyway.
- All poor
- All hungry
- All live in corrupt countries in the midst of civil war
- Need $1 a day
- Only overweight Americans can 'save' Africa
- All have AIDS
- Need to stop having children, will solve all their issues.
- Can't be seen at night

Canadians

- Aboot.

Catholics

- Pedo's
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02-07-2015, 11:13 PM
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If all veggies are lesbians, I'm going to be seriously depressed. I didn't really read the rest of it.

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02-07-2015, 11:21 PM
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Kiwis

- No such place. See Australians.


New Zealand used to be run from an office in Fairfield, Sydney. NSW.


Funny as Hell Muffs! Thumbsup Big Grin

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02-07-2015, 11:26 PM (This post was last modified: 02-07-2015 11:30 PM by jennybee.)
RE: Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
I'm a vegan and not a lesbian. I like cucumber too much Wink

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02-07-2015, 11:41 PM
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03-07-2015, 12:13 AM
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Fuck you Muffs, don't go about calling me sensible. I had such high hope for a cheap laugh and then. . . *BAM!*. . . nothing. Just sensible people. (^_^)
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03-07-2015, 12:56 AM
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03-07-2015, 01:57 AM
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I'm surprised the Taiwanese weren't also grouped in with "see chinks." Don't know that I've ever interacted with any Taiwanese, only Asians I've met have been Chinese Consider

Same with Arabs not being grouped in with Muslims. Isn't Israel the only place left with Jews, anyway, other than New York City? And we all know the only true Christians in this corrupt world attend *my* church in the God blessed US of A, whereas Europe is a bunch of wayward Catholics or atheist commies that don't wear deodorant. Aaaaand French women don't wash their hair or shave - ew - that je ne sais quoi is just body odor. Drinking Beverage

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03-07-2015, 02:41 AM
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Taiwanese are Chinese. China in fact claims ownership of Taiwan. This is one reason there has been much trouble in the region.

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03-07-2015, 03:54 AM
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You forgot that Mexicans are all rapists and criminals.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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