Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
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03-07-2015, 11:01 AM
RE: Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
(03-07-2015 10:39 AM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  ...
Point of order:

Switzerland hasn't been involved in a war for 168 years.

What did they do with all that peace?

The invented the fuckin' Cuckoo Clock.
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03-07-2015, 11:06 AM
RE: Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
(03-07-2015 10:46 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  English and Fat: Can't breath without sounding like a 747 taking off

I miss Hughsie. Sad

Perhaps this will ease the passing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlmeBBFLXg

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03-07-2015, 11:31 AM
RE: Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
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(03-07-2015 10:46 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  English and Fat: Can't breath without sounding like a 747 taking off

I miss Hughsie. Sad

There, there ... Hug
Hughsie is alive and well and bagging groceries in jollye olde England.

He's driving home on his motorized scooter with his fish & chips takeaway... musn't miss those Top Gear reruns. Wink

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03-07-2015, 02:06 PM
RE: Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
(03-07-2015 10:39 AM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  
(02-07-2015 11:06 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Scandinavia + Switzerland

- Can't really make fun of them, only sensible people on this planet.

Point of order:

Switzerland hasn't been involved in a war for 168 years.

What did they do with all that peace?

The invented the fuckin' Cuckoo Clock.

Actually, the cuckoo clock is from the Black Forest in Germany. Drinking Beverage

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03-07-2015, 02:32 PM (This post was last modified: 03-07-2015 02:47 PM by god has no twitter account.)
RE: Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
(03-07-2015 02:06 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(03-07-2015 10:39 AM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  Point of order:

Switzerland hasn't been involved in a war for 168 years.

What did they do with all that peace?

The invented the fuckin' Cuckoo Clock.

Actually, the cuckoo clock is from the Black Forest in Germany. Drinking Beverage

The legend that the cuckoo clock was invented by a clever Black Forest mechanic in 1730 (Franz Anton Ketterer) keeps being told over and over again. Laughat But all of this is not true. No This type of clock is much older than clockmaking in the Black Forest.Facepalm

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03-07-2015, 04:08 PM
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(03-07-2015 02:32 PM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  The legend that the cuckoo clock was invented by a clever Black Forest mechanic in 1730 (Franz Anton Ketterer) keeps being told over and over again. Laughat But all of this is not true. No This type of clock is much older than clockmaking in the Black Forest.Facepalm

The history of the cuckoo clock. (Bloody thing has its own website!)

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04-07-2015, 01:29 AM
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(03-07-2015 10:28 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(03-07-2015 10:25 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Good thing you apologized. Otherwise Santa would bring you coal as a gift Wink


If you're freezing your ass off - some coal is a GREAT gift....

I gave some to a neighbor who needed some years back - and they were quite happy to get it...

Adding logic to this was unnecessary Wink

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04-07-2015, 02:21 AM
RE: Hating Entire Groups of People 101: A Life Guide By Muffs
Good job, Muffs. It cracked me up. Big Grin
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04-07-2015, 08:39 AM
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Hilarious muffs.

Although one thing I have noticed about latinos is how they say the word "latino". Some speak perfect English and when they get to that one word, they throw an accent in and say lateeenoh. Almost as if trying to make a point that they speak spanish also. That is really annoying.

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04-07-2015, 09:41 AM
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(04-07-2015 08:39 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hilarious muffs.

Although one thing I have noticed about latinos is how they say the word "latino". Some speak perfect English and when they get to that one word, they throw an accent in and say lateeenoh. Almost as if trying to make a point that they speak spanish also. That is really annoying.

The young woman I share an office with is half Mexican and half white. She was abandoned by her Mexican mother when she was quite young and didn't have contact with that side of her family till about five years ago. She speaks Texas country except when talking about Mexican food...then the Spanish is at full tilt.

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