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21-01-2015, 09:08 PM
RE: Having to pray
(21-01-2015 09:02 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(21-01-2015 08:42 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I'm praying for you.

Hail Mary,
full of grace.
May someone hot,
sit on your face.

I'm praying for you too.

For the love of God have some antibiotic ointments on hand.

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21-01-2015, 09:22 PM
RE: Having to pray
(21-01-2015 09:08 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(21-01-2015 09:02 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Hail Mary,
full of grace.
May someone hot,
sit on your face.

I'm praying for you too.

For the love of God have some antibiotic ointments on hand.

Not to worry. I doubt any prayers of mine will be heard. Cool

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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21-01-2015, 10:11 PM
RE: Having to pray
(21-01-2015 09:22 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(21-01-2015 09:08 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  For the love of God have some antibiotic ointments on hand.

Not to worry. I doubt any prayers of mine will be heard. Cool




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22-01-2015, 05:49 PM
RE: Having to pray
My suggestion - go find a cantor (the guy who does the prayers at a Jewish synagog) and have him teach you a good general purpose prayer in Hebrew.....

When your dad ask you to pray -- do the Hebrew prayer...

When your dad berates you - and trust me - he will -- answer in a sweet voice ----

"But Dad -- I just wanted to make sure Jesus knew what I was saying"........

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(Yeah Jesus probably spoke Aramaic --- your dad won't know that)

If you can't dazzle with brilliance, baffle with bullshit...

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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