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06-09-2014, 04:42 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2014 04:57 AM by Brian37.)
Hawaiian pizza, humor......
I used to work delivering pizzas, and here is what I do not get about humans? What the fuck its it about hurricanes and snow that causes you to forget how to eat the shit you stocked up from Wal Mart after you stampeded it it and raided it to knowing the storm was coming? No, you fuckers have to make our lives miserable during the storm? I really do feel sorry for pizza drivers in Hawaii, I could imagine a customer calling "Hey where the fuck is my pizza, the lava flow is about to hit my house".

Seriously assholes, pizza delivery drivers are not police or EMTs and you are not going to pay for their car or injuries if they get hurt trying to get a pizza to you during a storm, GET SOME FUCKING PATIENCE! "Please hurry the snow is attacking my house".

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06-09-2014, 05:51 AM
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Customer in Japan, "Hurry up that tsunami wave is going to hit my house, where the fuck is my pizza"

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06-09-2014, 07:14 AM
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I can relate. I used to work at a delivery place and I'd always be on the phone with somebody complaining about how they've waited GASP thirty minutes for their food. Always on some stormy day or a game day where traffic is insane! I always wanted to yell at them, "have you LOOKED outside?!"

Like they're gonna starve to death in the next hour Dodgy

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06-09-2014, 07:17 AM
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Well, ya know, sometimes when the world is ending (like a snowflake was spotted in South Carolina) and by the time I get to the store all that's left is charcoal and olives. That pizza could be what saves us from certain death. And anyway - I always tip. Tongue

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06-09-2014, 08:22 AM
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(06-09-2014 07:17 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Well, ya know, sometimes when the world is ending (like a snowflake was spotted in South Carolina) and by the time I get to the store all that's left is charcoal and olives. That pizza could be what saves us from certain death. And anyway - I always tip. Tongue

Fuck South Carolina, my friends and I were stopped there by State Troopers once on account of a light dusting of snow which required them to completely shut down their highways and escort people off the road; and not giving any exceptions for a group of college kids from pennsylvania in an manual AWD car with all-year radials. Trust us officers, we can handle this shit.

The people in that state see a few snowflakes and everyone goes cray-cray... Dodgy

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06-09-2014, 09:49 AM
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(06-09-2014 07:14 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  ...
complaining about how they've waited GASP thirty minutes for their food.
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06-09-2014, 09:52 AM
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(06-09-2014 08:22 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 07:17 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Well, ya know, sometimes when the world is ending (like a snowflake was spotted in South Carolina) and by the time I get to the store all that's left is charcoal and olives. That pizza could be what saves us from certain death. And anyway - I always tip. Tongue

Fuck South Carolina, my friends and I were stopped there by State Troopers once on account of a light dusting of snow which required them to completely shut down their highways and escort people off the road; and not giving any exceptions for a group of college kids from pennsylvania in an manual AWD car with all-year radials. Trust us officers, we can handle this shit.

The people in that state see a few snowflakes and everyone goes cray-cray... Dodgy

I was sentenced there for over twenty years - I have never been so happy to leave a place behind - even if it did mean a move to Texas. Tongue

edit - yeah the snow thing was a weird experience for me in SC since I mainly grew up in Iowa where a dusting was anything up to a foot of snow.

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06-09-2014, 10:31 AM
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(06-09-2014 08:22 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 07:17 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Well, ya know, sometimes when the world is ending (like a snowflake was spotted in South Carolina) and by the time I get to the store all that's left is charcoal and olives. That pizza could be what saves us from certain death. And anyway - I always tip. Tongue

Fuck South Carolina, my friends and I were stopped there by State Troopers once on account of a light dusting of snow which required them to completely shut down their highways and escort people off the road; and not giving any exceptions for a group of college kids from pennsylvania in an manual AWD car with all-year radials. Trust us officers, we can handle this shit.

The people in that state see a few snowflakes and everyone goes cray-cray... Dodgy


Sorry, that is the same mentality someone who has had too much to drink does. Sample rate error. They do it so many times and get away with it but in reality all it takes is once. I have seen in my life plenty of vehicles ditch on the side of the road that looked like they should have handled it.

The other part you forget is that you are not on the job taking that risk, a pizza delivery driver is, and neither the company or customer is going to pay for damage or injuries so since that is the case the customer should have patience and the business should not fire a driver for refusing a run. It should remain up to the individual driver because only they know what they can handle and it is their vehicle they are taking all the risk with.

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06-09-2014, 10:33 AM
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(06-09-2014 10:31 AM)Brian37 Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 08:22 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Fuck South Carolina, my friends and I were stopped there by State Troopers once on account of a light dusting of snow which required them to completely shut down their highways and escort people off the road; and not giving any exceptions for a group of college kids from pennsylvania in an manual AWD car with all-year radials. Trust us officers, we can handle this shit.

The people in that state see a few snowflakes and everyone goes cray-cray... Dodgy


Sorry, that is the same mentality someone who has had too much to drink does. Sample rate error. They do it so many times and get away with it but in reality all it takes is once. I have seen in my life plenty of vehicles ditch on the side of the road that looked like they should have handled it.

The other part you forget is that you are not on the job taking that risk, a pizza delivery driver is, and neither the company or customer is going to pay for damage or injuries so since that is the case the customer should have patience and the business should not fire a driver for refusing a run. It should remain up to the individual driver because only they know what they can handle and it is their vehicle they are taking all the risk with.

I was kidding -not about the charcoal and olives, it's really like that in SC - hence this emote - Tongue

Get a sense of humor, they're nice.

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06-09-2014, 10:40 AM
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Anyone can drive on snow. The reason roads are shut down in the south is because the temp typically hovers at 32-33, so the snow melts and then ices the roads. That and we get mixed snow and sleet. Black ice is a HUGE problem. I had to drive to work a few Christmases ago when I got in a wreck - the two cars in front of me fish tailed going downhill and I had nowhere to go and coasted right into them. No one was hurt, but it definitely sucked.

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