Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
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25-04-2014, 07:37 AM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
Hmm. See, I plan to put nothing of value on any account on the internet until they popularize quantum cryptography.
That's why heartbleed never affected me, because there was nothing on my account of worth. (Except maybe a few alpha/indie games.)

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25-04-2014, 08:09 AM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
(25-04-2014 07:37 AM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  Hmm. See, I plan to put nothing of value on any account on the internet until they popularize quantum cryptography.
That's why heartbleed never affected me, because there was nothing on my account of worth. (Except maybe a few alpha/indie games.)

Sure, but aren't you also a teenager with, as yet, no professional and financial matters you won't have a choice regarding?

That probably makes it a little simpler.
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(also, cryptographic implementation is down to the individual enterprise; there are existing Q-hard C algorithms, it's just that nobody uses them because so far it's not necessary)

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25-04-2014, 08:13 AM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
(25-04-2014 08:09 AM)cjlr Wrote:  
(25-04-2014 07:37 AM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  Hmm. See, I plan to put nothing of value on any account on the internet until they popularize quantum cryptography.
That's why heartbleed never affected me, because there was nothing on my account of worth. (Except maybe a few alpha/indie games.)

Sure, but aren't you also a teenager with, as yet, no professional and financial matters you won't have a choice regarding?

That probably makes it a little simpler.
Tongue

(also, cryptographic implementation is down to the individual enterprise; there are existing Q-hard C algorithms, it's just that nobody uses them because so far it's not necessary)
I said "popularized" not "invented"

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25-04-2014, 09:20 AM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
(25-04-2014 04:43 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Well, when you surf porn all day, you should expect repercussions. Dodgy

And how is this "recovering from religion?"

What the fuck are you talking about? Google Heartbleed dumbass, nothing to do with porn.

Also it doesn't, I may have accidentally put this in the wrong section.

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25-04-2014, 11:06 AM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
Fixed all my accounts. Only took me about 14 hours Dodgy

I replaced all special characters, updated my 10 year old security questions, added alternate emails, put my phone number on a few accounts and made sure there is a way to always get my password back.

Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed. I have work in two hours Dodgy

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25-04-2014, 11:25 AM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
(25-04-2014 09:20 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(25-04-2014 04:43 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Well, when you surf porn all day, you should expect repercussions. Dodgy

And how is this "recovering from religion?"

What the fuck are you talking about? Google Heartbleed dumbass, nothing to do with porn.

Sounds unnecessarily defensive from here. Angel

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25-04-2014, 11:34 AM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
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There you go Im_Ryan.
I have distracted him now please continue.

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25-04-2014, 03:40 PM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
(25-04-2014 11:34 AM)Crulax Wrote:  [Image: Gwyneth-Paltrow-7.jpg]


There you go Im_Ryan.
I have distracted him now please continue.

Lol thanks, well I'm actually in a decent mood now. So my rant is over.

Also, she looks like she has a manly faceConsider

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25-04-2014, 03:41 PM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
(25-04-2014 11:25 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(25-04-2014 09:20 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  What the fuck are you talking about? Google Heartbleed dumbass, nothing to do with porn.

Sounds unnecessarily defensive from here. Angel

No, was just pissed off.

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25-04-2014, 04:15 PM
RE: Heartbleed Bug [Explicit Rant]
What's the heartbleed bug?

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