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29-04-2012, 04:56 AM
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I'm Michael.
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29-04-2012, 05:19 AM
RE: Hello.
Hey welcome to the forum.

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29-04-2012, 07:10 AM
RE: Hello.
Hey Michael.

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29-04-2012, 12:31 PM
RE: Hello.
Thank you. Smile I just got banned from Worthychristianforums... So I thought it was safe to come here now.
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29-04-2012, 12:37 PM
RE: Hello.
(29-04-2012 12:31 PM)Michael D. Wrote:  Thank you. Smile I just got banned from Worthychristianforums... So I thought it was safe to come here now.
You've joined a long list of many who have been found "unworthy" there. Big Grin

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29-04-2012, 07:10 PM
RE: Hello.
Hi Michael,

Welcome.

So whatcha get banned for? (if you don't mind telling) Smile

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29-04-2012, 08:12 PM
RE: Hello.
Hey Micheal!

You probably got banned for not praising Jesus. If you don't praise Jesus here you will also get banned, for we love nothing more than Jesus. He's cool, and his hair is so soft. If we praise him someday he may tell us what shampoo he uses. Don't wreck it for us.

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30-04-2012, 02:34 AM (This post was last modified: 30-04-2012 02:35 AM by Michael D..)
RE: Hello.
Apparently, I got banned for being too awesome...

I posted a thread asking, "How do you know God is telling the truth?" They deleted it within about 15 minutes and sent me this email:

WCF: "Hi Michael,
I've just reviewed your most recent threads
and posts and made the unfortunate decision to place your account under
Moderator Review (MR). Under MR, you can reply as usual but your
replies will be approved by a Servant before they appear public. Under
MR, you are unable to start new threads. This is because of the content
of your post which seems to be diametrically opposed to the goals of
this ministry. MR is temporary and will be lifted when the content of
your posts seems less opposed to the ministry of this site... less
direct and unashamed tearing down of the faith which we have based our
entire lives upon.

If you have any questions, feel free to email us about them."

I replied: "How was that not a legitimate
question? If I or anyone else wants to follow someone, we would want to
be able to know that we can trust him, yes?"

To which they responded: "Hello Michael,

The answer to your question is quite simple. We
can go back through all your 500+ posts and see where you continue to
set people up with questions such as these and then preach your unbelief
and doubt. This has been you hook all along.


We are a Christian site that welcomes unbelievers who seriously seek
to understand, not play games. You play your games so elusively, well
worded and planned out.

Because of your continuing behavior, we
have decided to ban you account. I am sure you will find another site
where you can delude people with you cool demeanor.


We all do pray that you do find the truth in scripture that will eventually lead you to salvation in Christ.

Good Bye Michael,"

I retorted: "Well, your members kind of forced my hand with that one, as they NEVER answered any of my questions honestly..."

To which he again replied: "Let's be honest Michael. Many tried. You refuse what they offered as
an answer, so they gave up. You have a skill with words that superseded
their answers, and you have a knack of turning this skill around on
them. I am sure you are well aware of this and been having fun at
others expense.


We just can't allow someone to come on the boards and play people the way you have."

I guess planned and articulate discussions are a "no no" at WorthyChristianForums... Dodgy

(29-04-2012 08:12 PM)lucradis Wrote:  Hey Micheal!

You probably got banned for not praising Jesus. If you don't praise Jesus here you will also get banned, for we love nothing more than Jesus. He's cool, and his hair is so soft. If we praise him someday he may tell us what shampoo he uses. Don't wreck it for us.
I always thought Muhammad had softer hair...
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30-04-2012, 05:30 PM
RE: Hello.
(30-04-2012 02:34 AM)Michael D. Wrote:  Apparently, I got banned for being too awesome...

I posted a thread asking, "How do you know God is telling the truth?" They deleted it within about 15 minutes and sent me this email:

WCF: "Hi Michael,
I've just reviewed your most recent threads
and posts and made the unfortunate decision to place your account under
Moderator Review (MR). Under MR, you can reply as usual but your
replies will be approved by a Servant before they appear public. Under
MR, you are unable to start new threads. This is because of the content
of your post which seems to be diametrically opposed to the goals of
this ministry. MR is temporary and will be lifted when the content of
your posts seems less opposed to the ministry of this site... less
direct and unashamed tearing down of the faith which we have based our
entire lives upon.

If you have any questions, feel free to email us about them."

I replied: "How was that not a legitimate
question? If I or anyone else wants to follow someone, we would want to
be able to know that we can trust him, yes?"

To which they responded: "Hello Michael,

The answer to your question is quite simple. We
can go back through all your 500+ posts and see where you continue to
set people up with questions such as these and then preach your unbelief
and doubt. This has been you hook all along.


We are a Christian site that welcomes unbelievers who seriously seek
to understand, not play games. You play your games so elusively, well
worded and planned out.

Because of your continuing behavior, we
have decided to ban you account. I am sure you will find another site
where you can delude people with you cool demeanor.


We all do pray that you do find the truth in scripture that will eventually lead you to salvation in Christ.

Good Bye Michael,"

I retorted: "Well, your members kind of forced my hand with that one, as they NEVER answered any of my questions honestly..."

To which he again replied: "Let's be honest Michael. Many tried. You refuse what they offered as
an answer, so they gave up. You have a skill with words that superseded
their answers, and you have a knack of turning this skill around on
them. I am sure you are well aware of this and been having fun at
others expense.


We just can't allow someone to come on the boards and play people the way you have."

I guess planned and articulate discussions are a "no no" at WorthyChristianForums... Dodgy

(29-04-2012 08:12 PM)lucradis Wrote:  Hey Micheal!

You probably got banned for not praising Jesus. If you don't praise Jesus here you will also get banned, for we love nothing more than Jesus. He's cool, and his hair is so soft. If we praise him someday he may tell us what shampoo he uses. Don't wreck it for us.
I always thought Muhammad had softer hair...
Well, that's a pretty awesome 'booting' Thumbsup Well done

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30-04-2012, 05:46 PM
RE: Hello.
Welcome dude. I did wonder if it might be you when I saw the name. We were gonna invite you over but then we all got banned from Worthy so we couldn't.

I think you've met the old Christian trick of offering bullshit answers, and then labelling you as unreasonable when you dismiss them. My guess is they banned you because you know your stuff and they were worried that people may actually listen to you. They're clearly paranoid about non-believers as evidenced by the restrictions they put on us.

Just out of interest did they ever give any sort of proper reason for banning me? I know they accused me of trolling but I think quite a few people over there openly said they didn't think I was a troll. I thought it was petty of them close any threads that were being used to communicate with me.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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