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17-09-2015, 03:33 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
(17-09-2015 03:24 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(17-09-2015 03:18 PM)Catholic_Lady Wrote:  What thing??

Big Grin So glad you asked, I'll let Mathilda do the honours... Mathilda, if you will Heart

You mean that thing about nurses making the best mistresses because they can fit a catheter and know how to milk a prostate gland so men can ejaculate without an orgasm? I can't say that to Cathy, she's far too innocent!

Catholics may surrender their souls to God but they're not familiar with surrendering their bodily functions to another human being.
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17-09-2015, 03:34 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
Where're you from Catholic_Lady?

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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17-09-2015, 03:35 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
(17-09-2015 03:33 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(17-09-2015 03:24 PM)morondog Wrote:  Big Grin So glad you asked, I'll let Mathilda do the honours... Mathilda, if you will Heart

You mean that thing about nurses making the best mistresses because they can fit a catheter and know how to milk a prostate gland so men can ejaculate without an orgasm? I can't say that to Cathy, she's far too innocent!

Catholics may surrender their souls to God but they're not familiar with surrendering their bodily functions to another human being.

....Aaaaand Welcome to TTA Tongue

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17-09-2015, 03:36 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
(17-09-2015 03:33 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(17-09-2015 03:24 PM)morondog Wrote:  Big Grin So glad you asked, I'll let Mathilda do the honours... Mathilda, if you will Heart

You mean that thing about nurses making the best mistresses because they can fit a catheter and know how to milk a prostate gland so men can ejaculate without an orgasm? I can't say that to Cathy, she's far too innocent!

Catholics may surrender their souls to God but they're not familiar with surrendering their bodily functions to another human being.

I knew you wouldn't let me down Smile Hee hee.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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17-09-2015, 03:41 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
(17-09-2015 03:33 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(17-09-2015 03:24 PM)morondog Wrote:  Big Grin So glad you asked, I'll let Mathilda do the honours... Mathilda, if you will Heart

You mean that thing about nurses making the best mistresses because they can fit a catheter and know how to milk a prostate gland so men can ejaculate without an orgasm? I can't say that to Cathy, she's far too innocent!

Catholics may surrender their souls to God but they're not familiar with surrendering their bodily functions to another human being.

Lol, wow that sounds wonderful haha.
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17-09-2015, 03:42 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
(17-09-2015 03:34 PM)morondog Wrote:  Where're you from Catholic_Lady?

Wherever the Air Force takes us lol. Currently living in Texas. Smile
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17-09-2015, 03:45 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
(17-09-2015 03:26 PM)Catholic_Lady Wrote:  
(17-09-2015 03:24 PM)morondog Wrote:  Big Grin So glad you asked, I'll let Mathilda do the honours... Mathilda, if you will Heart

One of you hoes needs to fess up, here!

Hoes? Wow, the Catholic church must have changed since I left it Tongue I would have had to say ten Hail Mary's if I said that. Big Grin

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17-09-2015, 03:45 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
(17-09-2015 03:42 PM)Catholic_Lady Wrote:  
(17-09-2015 03:34 PM)morondog Wrote:  Where're you from Catholic_Lady?

Wherever the Air Force takes us lol. Currently living in Texas. Smile

Ah, that's cool...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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17-09-2015, 03:57 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
I love the word hoes...
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17-09-2015, 03:59 PM
RE: Hello from a Catholic
(17-09-2015 03:57 PM)Catholic_Lady Wrote:  I love the word hoes...

So do I. You'll get along fine here at TTA Big Grin

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