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25-06-2015, 08:06 PM
Help! God is after me!
First, I run into this guy on my way to lunch today. I am in a business suit and it is hotter than blue blazes out. He wants to chat and I want to find a little rotisserie shop with some A/C.
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Then, I come home this evening and find this little gem stuck in my door.
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I think god is after me!!

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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25-06-2015, 08:12 PM
RE: Help! God is after me!
Well, are you an enemy of God? Would you like to learn how to be his friend?

Call the number and answer "yes", then "no." See what they say!

"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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25-06-2015, 08:13 PM
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Well that is proof if ever I saw it. I'm converted!

Lord Zeus, please protect me.

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25-06-2015, 08:15 PM
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(25-06-2015 08:13 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Well that is proof if ever I saw it. I'm converted!

Lord Zeus, please protect me.

How else do you explain both things happening in the same day? Huh

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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25-06-2015, 08:16 PM
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(25-06-2015 08:15 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(25-06-2015 08:13 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Well that is proof if ever I saw it. I'm converted!

Lord Zeus, please protect me.

How else do you explain both things happening in the same day? Huh

Dude, Zeus can throw lightning bolts!

NOTE: Member, Tomasia uses this site to slander other individuals. He then later proclaims it a joke, but not in public.
I will call him a liar and a dog here and now.
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25-06-2015, 08:18 PM
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(25-06-2015 08:13 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Well that is proof if ever I saw it. I'm converted!

Lord Zeus, please protect me.

They don't really specify which god, do they? You'd think, with over 3000 deities currently being worshiped on this planet, they'd learn to be more specific!

I've always been a fan of Ehlonna, goddess of the forest elves... but she has never answered my prayers. Probably a bigot against round-ears.

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25-06-2015, 08:20 PM
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Where do you live? Next to an asylum?

Atheism is NOT a Religion. It's A Personal Relationship With Reality!
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25-06-2015, 08:25 PM
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(25-06-2015 08:20 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  Where do you live? Next to an asylum?
Lol... Sort of... I work in Birmingham, AL. Live in a nearby small town. Lots of crazies here. The nut job that accosted me at lunch is new, though. I've never seen him downtown before.

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25-06-2015, 08:31 PM
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I found him!!!
Joe Minter - African Village in America

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25-06-2015, 08:33 PM
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Everything happens for a reason. Laugh out load
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