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25-06-2015, 11:16 PM
RE: Help! God is after me!
(25-06-2015 08:15 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(25-06-2015 08:13 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Well that is proof if ever I saw it. I'm converted!

Lord Zeus, please protect me.

How else do you explain both things happening in the same day? Huh

Well, the weather is nicer now--so you've got a lot more religious people running around spreading "the good word." And do you honestly think God would choose the guy in the red helmet to be his spokesperson??
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25-06-2015, 11:33 PM
RE: Help! God is after me!
(25-06-2015 08:16 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(25-06-2015 08:15 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  How else do you explain both things happening in the same day? Huh

Dude, Zeus can throw lightning bolts!

Better not stand too close to Turkey! Big Grin
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26-06-2015, 01:46 AM
RE: Help! God is after me!
(25-06-2015 11:16 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(25-06-2015 08:15 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  How else do you explain both things happening in the same day? Huh

And do you honestly think God would choose the guy in the red helmet to be his spokesperson??

Why not? You're better with Bible than me but I don't remember god being against red helmets.

Or maybe he chooses such guy so his message would go unheard and then he will have to punish more peoples? After all going by Bible I would say that punishment is something he likes.

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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26-06-2015, 02:23 AM
Help! God is after me!
Damn sir! God has once again overridden someone's free will to put not one but two circumstances in your path to bring you to his kind graces. Even a broken clock is right two times per day. All this while several thousand children have died from starvation. Wink

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26-06-2015, 02:43 AM
RE: Help! God is after me!
I am here to help you, My name isn't Shadow Fox, its secret agent sweetie drops!

I am a part of a super secret anti god agency in canterlot until he went missing from TARDERIS a few years back!

When he escaped, we had to shutter the whole agency, every last evidence of the organizations existence had to be shredded. It was I who captured him and I had to go under deep cover here to the thinking atheist forums and assume the name Shadow Fox, I never thought he would be able to track me by luring in a trap to one of our forum members. But NOW, he HAS!


My Youtube channel if anyone is interested.
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26-06-2015, 03:32 AM
RE: Help! God is after me!
(26-06-2015 01:46 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  ...
I don't remember god being against red helmets.
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There's a circumcision joke in there somewhere.

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26-06-2015, 04:11 AM
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(25-06-2015 08:31 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  I found him!!!
Joe Minter - African Village in America

What an interesting guy Smile

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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26-06-2015, 04:23 AM
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I wonder if the guy holding the sign which reads "ZULU" realizes he's holding it upside down??

From the look -- I doubt he realizes it's not 1968 and this isn't a really bad trip.............

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26-06-2015, 07:31 AM
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He's watching you.......sleep.......

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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26-06-2015, 07:51 AM
RE: Help! God is after me!
(26-06-2015 03:32 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(26-06-2015 01:46 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  ...
I don't remember god being against red helmets.
...

There's a circumcision joke in there somewhere.

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