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03-07-2015, 07:51 PM
Help! Satan himself is after me!
i was out on my evening stroll this evening just at dusk. An approaching car sent me to the side of the road. And, lo! There lieth the devil himself waiting to strike me in the heel!

Seriously, though, I was so focused on not getting ran over that the little bastard damn near got me...

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I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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03-07-2015, 07:53 PM
RE: Help! Satan himself is after me!
What sort of snake is it?

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03-07-2015, 07:54 PM
RE: Help! Satan himself is after me!
Copperhead

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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03-07-2015, 07:57 PM
RE: Help! Satan himself is after me!
Cool. Smile

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03-07-2015, 08:49 PM
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Beautiful
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03-07-2015, 08:54 PM
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Ohmy can I touch it?
...I want to touch it

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03-07-2015, 08:58 PM
RE: Help! Satan himself is after me!
It's just a lil itty bitty snake. Here try this apple...it tastes like candy...

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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03-07-2015, 09:21 PM
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(03-07-2015 08:49 PM)onewanderingsoul Wrote:  Beautiful
Agreed. He was a perfect specimen.

(03-07-2015 08:54 PM)cactus Wrote:  Ohmy can I touch it?
...I want to touch it

You can. But as I frequently tell my daughters, "just because you can doesn't mean you should." Usually followed by, "I wouldn't recommend it."

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03-07-2015, 09:25 PM
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Lol I have sons...
That advice would never work
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03-07-2015, 09:26 PM
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(03-07-2015 08:58 PM)jennybee Wrote:  It's just a lil itty bitty snake. Here try this apple...it tastes like candy...

[Image: free-candy_o_160863.webp]

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