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26-06-2015, 11:36 AM
Help! The Succubus is after me!!
Continuing from the theme from yesterday, I am apparently under assault by yet another supernatural being intent on convincing me to worship them... Apparently, since god was unsuccessful yesterday, a minion of hell (or possibly some neo-pagan succubus witch) is trying to lure me to my doom! She contacted me through my phone which, I have to admit, is a hell of lot more effort than god ever put into it. Here is the conversation that almost convinced me to renounce my atheism and begin worshiping this dangerous she-demon...

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Someone help!! What should I do?

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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26-06-2015, 11:38 AM
RE: Help! The Succubus is after me!!
(26-06-2015 11:36 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Continuing from the theme from yesterday, I am apparently under assault by yet another supernatural being intent on convincing me to worship them... Apparently, since god was unsuccessful yesterday, a minion of hell (or possibly some neo-pagan succubus witch) is trying to lure me to my doom! She contacted me through my phone which, I have to admit, is a hell of lot more effort than god ever put into it. Here is the conversation that almost convinced me to renounce my atheism and begin worshiping this dangerous she-demon...

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Someone help!! What should I do?

Either block the number or send pics...the only options I see.

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26-06-2015, 11:40 AM
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If you go to xxx sites that's what happens...the succubus she-demons will follow you home Tongue
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26-06-2015, 11:44 AM
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(26-06-2015 11:40 AM)jennybee Wrote:  If you go to xxx sites that's what happens...the succubus she-demons will follow you home Tongue

They must have marked me the last I was there. Er, I mean... I've never been to one of those sites before. I've never even seen a woman naked before. Angel

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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26-06-2015, 11:44 AM
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(26-06-2015 11:40 AM)jennybee Wrote:  If you go to xxx sites that's what happens...the succubus she-demons will follow you home Tongue

BTW, what sites are you going to? Things have been kinda slow lately and I am in the market for a new incubus....
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26-06-2015, 11:45 AM
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(26-06-2015 11:44 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(26-06-2015 11:40 AM)jennybee Wrote:  If you go to xxx sites that's what happens...the succubus she-demons will follow you home Tongue

BTW, what sites are you going to? Things have been kinda slow lately and I am in the market for a new incubus....

Yet again so very disappointed that I can like a post only once.

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26-06-2015, 11:46 AM
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(26-06-2015 11:44 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(26-06-2015 11:40 AM)jennybee Wrote:  If you go to xxx sites that's what happens...the succubus she-demons will follow you home Tongue

They must have marked me the last I was there. Er, I mean... I've never been to one of those sites before. I've never even seen a woman naked before. Angel

Right well, I don't go to those sites either...anyway, if you want to talk to me offline you can contact me at peachybunny...um nevermind Blush
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26-06-2015, 12:09 PM
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I bet Alan Turing never guessed that the "scientific field on inquiry" most likely to be developed and advanced until they could pass the Turing Test would be sex-bots!

Or maybe he did know. I always thought it was the bigotry of the homophobes who made him kill himself... perhaps he had a vision of the future of his technology, and tried to end things on his own, like Sarah Connor tried to do to Miles Bennett Dyson (T2), to prevent that future!

Sadly, the great hero's sacrifice was in vain! Rest in Peace if you can, Dr. Turing.

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26-06-2015, 12:14 PM
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(26-06-2015 11:40 AM)jennybee Wrote:  If you go to xxx sites that's what happens...the succubus she-demons will follow you home Tongue

Really? Must have been browsing wrong sites as not even one succubes visited my homeTongue

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26-06-2015, 12:15 PM
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(26-06-2015 11:40 AM)jennybee Wrote:  If you go to xxx sites that's what happens...the succubus she-demons will follow you home Tongue

Yeah, I'm not seeing a downside to this. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? She steals my soul? Oh no!
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