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26-06-2015, 01:50 PM
RE: Help! The Succubus is after me!!
You click that link right this second and tell me if goes to this:

http://app.plutosafari.com/

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26-06-2015, 01:57 PM
RE: Help! The Succubus is after me!!
I'm not clicking crap.

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26-06-2015, 02:01 PM
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26-06-2015, 02:10 PM
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26-06-2015, 02:14 PM
RE: Help! The Succubus is after me!!
(26-06-2015 11:36 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Continuing from the theme from yesterday, I am apparently under assault by yet another supernatural being intent on convincing me to worship them... Apparently, since god was unsuccessful yesterday, a minion of hell (or possibly some neo-pagan succubus witch) is trying to lure me to my doom! She contacted me through my phone which, I have to admit, is a hell of lot more effort than god ever put into it. Here is the conversation that almost convinced me to renounce my atheism and begin worshiping this dangerous she-demon...

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Someone help!! What should I do?

OMG! She contact ME TOO! With all the same dialog


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26-06-2015, 02:43 PM
RE: Help! The Succubus is after me!!
(26-06-2015 02:14 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  
(26-06-2015 11:36 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Continuing from the theme from yesterday, I am apparently under assault by yet another supernatural being intent on convincing me to worship them... Apparently, since god was unsuccessful yesterday, a minion of hell (or possibly some neo-pagan succubus witch) is trying to lure me to my doom! She contacted me through my phone which, I have to admit, is a hell of lot more effort than god ever put into it. Here is the conversation that almost convinced me to renounce my atheism and begin worshiping this dangerous she-demon...

[Image: 7E262189-2553-4FED-81A3-B95A107ECA41_zpsird9avuz.png]

[Image: E082F1AD-A1EF-455A-A399-DA3598CF0858_zpszg9geiw0.png]

[Image: 40c32179-46da-4f11-be1d-e53eb866730a_zpsyyyou0tf.png]

Someone help!! What should I do?

OMG! She contact ME TOO! With all the same dialog

Are you sure you two weren't texting each other? Laugh out load
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26-06-2015, 02:53 PM
RE: Help! The Succubus is after me!!
(26-06-2015 02:43 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(26-06-2015 02:14 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  OMG! She contact ME TOO! With all the same dialog

Are you sure you two weren't texting each other? Laugh out load

Well, if so, he started it.

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26-06-2015, 03:56 PM
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(26-06-2015 11:44 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  I've never even seen a woman naked before. Angel




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26-06-2015, 04:08 PM
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(26-06-2015 01:45 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Did anyone actually try the links?

We'll never know, because their computers will have melted.

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26-06-2015, 05:12 PM
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