Help me help my next door guy

[latvianxave8]

He asked me to burn a CD for him, and I said sure. He goes into his house, grabs the blank CD, and says he wants "House Music" and I said "Okay I'll get it on there for ya"

I have no fucking idea what house music is, or what the best house music artists are. Anyone here listen to house music that can help me?

[Buddy Christ]

House music is that electronic rave crap where everyone wields a glo-stick and a popped collar. Seriously. Even calling it "music" is a complement.

As soon as he handed you the CD and said he prefers house music, you should've taken out a hammer, smashed the CD into pieces, handed it back to him and went "there you go, champ" and walked away.


Here's a sample. See how long you can listen before getting a headache.

[latvianxave8]

Well the guy is mentally handicapped so I think that would have been a bit rude. lol.

[Buddy Christ]

...my bad.

[latvianxave8]

lawl

[Cetaceaphile]

Why doesn't anyone know the different between house music and the 80s? Do Americans really go back to the 80s for house music? Am I in the twilight zone? Who am I? Where is the nation state of Israel. Why is there a bird on the windowsill?

[GassyKitten]

That's sweet of you to help him, if he's mentally handicapped. You could always check Playlist.Com I don't know if you can burn from there, but at least you can listen and see if you like it. I know you can create a player of your music picks and put them on a website. So that's helpful to some degree. Maybe not to the degree you're looking for though.

Good luck.

[Buddy Christ]

Forget House music (which is only embraced by europeans for some reason..."Hey man, it is like Boom Boom yes? Let's go get a doner kebab."

Give him a CD of Ratatat and a bag of weed and tell him to thank you in a week when finally emerges from his house.













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