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22-12-2009, 06:52 AM
 
Help me shop for Christmas
As is traditional at this time of year, I am scrambling to buy the last of my Christmas gifts. I know, I have waited far too long - I was hoping to be able to find the following items myself but have fallen short. I turn to you for help in finding the last handful of things I need to put under the tree this year:


1. A life-sized cardboard cutout of Bea Arthur

2. A dildo that looks like the Dildo Creature from Yo Gabba Gabba (image link, work safe - and no, I guess his name isn't really Dildo Creature)

3. Penguin footie pajamas for a man standing 6'1" weighing 250lbs

4. A bottle of chloroform (ether is also acceptable)

5. Someone who wants to buy life insurance (ahhh, you caught me - this one's for me)

6. A "Barbie" style doll with male genitals


Your help is most appreciated. Thanks!
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Help me shop for Christmas - darrensmits - 22-12-2009 06:52 AM
RE: Help me shop for Christmas - Grassharpper - 02-01-2010, 04:40 PM

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