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24-11-2016, 09:25 AM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Do they have any satan too? I wanna know just in case they are right, so in the indian apocalipse I can join the right army, the one with the general who supports garlic of course...

I'm serious, garlic is not negotiable...

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24-11-2016, 09:26 AM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
We've seen this one before. Almost to the "t".
I call sock.

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24-11-2016, 09:28 AM
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I found this post of mine from an earlier Krishna thread from 2015:


Your timing is indeed miraculous, this very day I proposed why Spongebob is the One True God, this now gives me another venue to preach the good news!

Praise Spongebob!

I am a member of the modern Nautical Universal Theological church of Spongebob (NUTS) from the year 2089. There have been many that question the existence of Spongebob in this jaundiced age, but there are many proofs that show that He really existed, I will show you these proofs.

It was in the summer of 1999, 90 years ago that Spongebob made his first appearance on an ancient medium that was called “television”. These “T.V.” shows characterized Spongebob’s life and adventures before the great patron saint Tom Kenny proclaimed Spongebob’s divinity in 2042.

Even though no complete episodes survive from these “T.V.” shows because of the Great Virus of 2025, we have incomplete fragments that patron saint Tom Kenny (who was Spongebob’s voice on this Earth) have pieced together detailing Spongebob’s divine and miraculous nature.

Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm


In the episode “Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm”, Spongebob warns everyone in Bikini Bottom of the Alaskan Bull Worm, this monster threatens to destroy the world, but Spongebob; and his disciple Sandy, stop the worm.
This episode was long before the Great Virus of 2025, it clearly prophesied of this event over twenty years before it happened! Spongebob’s defeat of the Alaskan Bull Worm closely resembles the story in the Christian Bible where YHWH defeats the Leviathan; this is obviously where Christians derive their legend of the Leviathan from!

The Original Fry Cook

In the episode “The Original Fry Cook”, Spongebob learns from the Master Fry Cook Jim on how to make the ultimate Krabby Pattie, Spongebob realizes he can’t match Jim’s ability in making Krabby Patties and offers his resignation to Mr. Krabs, but Jim steps in and reveals why he quit the Krusty Krab, he wanted a raise! That’s when Mr. Krabs tells Spongebob that he has one quality that Jim will never have, in the words of Mr. Krabs –“cheap!”.
It was at this moment that Spongebob ascended past the previous master Jim and became the greatest Fry Cook, the Alpha and Omega Fry Cook!

Banned In Bikini Bottom

Of the three episodes that survived the Great Virus of 2025, (no other episodes exist after this date). The final surviving episode, “Banned in Bikini Bottom” shows a character named Miss Priss, she comes into the Krusty Krab wanting to eat. Spongebob comes from the kitchen in the back and shows too much fun and joy, this offends Miss Priss and her husband; the chief of police, close down the Krusty Krab. This shows the prophetic power of Spongebob as it shows how the old, stodgy religions would oppress the Nautical Universal Theological church of Spongebob.

Spongebob suggests to the despondent Mr. Krabs that they should open up a secret Krusty Krab in Spongebob’s house. Revealing how Mr. Krabs now gives authority to Spongebob, much like John The Baptist bequeathed his authority to Jesus when he baptized Him.

So Krabs and Spongebob do this and have great success until Plankton, the evil one, calls the police on them after discovering their clandestine operation in Spongebob’s house. Miss Priss and her husband burst through Spongebob’s door and put Mr. Krabs and Spongebob in handcuffs, before they’re carted off, Miss Priss discovers her husband eating a Krusty Krab! As Miss Priss races to her husband to knock the Krabby Patty out of his hand she trips over her shoe laces, as she falls the Krabby Patty gets knocked out of his hands and into Miss Priss’ mouth. Miss Priss' eyes are immediately opened! The blind now see! She sees just how wonderful the ways of Spongebob are and joins him in happiness!

This reveals the prophecy in which the Nautical Universal Theological church of Spongebob (NUTS) would take over as the major religion of the world from the old, stoic religions that preceded it, showing the true path to fun, joy and enjoyment of life that surpassed the old stodgy religions that had oppressive rules and punishments for believers and unbelievers.

Each one of these surviving episodes demonstrate incredible prophetic insight to the events that would follow, encapsulated by the Great Awakening of Spongebob (GAS) that spread across the face of the Earth in the ensuing years.

Some people say that there was no corroborating evidence outside of the three surviving episodes of Spongebob in which we base our core gospel. THIS IS NOT TRUE!
There was a review on an ancient website whose data we recovered after the Great Virus of 2025 that told of an appearance Spongebob made in places called “theaters” in which millions of people witnessed Him world-wide, the great reveal was titled The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Follow the link to this restored website, it is unaffiliated with the the Nautical Universal Theological church of Spongebob and shows that, during Spongebob’s lifetime, he showed his presence to millions of people! They even paid money to see the event!

This is one of the many reasons why the Nautical Universal Theological church of Spongebob replaced all of the major religions during the Great Awakening of Spongebob (GAS). I hope this can allay any doubts that some may have as to the reality and truth of Spongebob.

I feel I also must address an upstart cult whose messiah is Jibbers Crabst

This is an apostate religion straight from the pits of the Chum Bucket! Jibbers is obviously derived from Mr. Krabs who clearly cedes authority to Spongebob in the episode Banned In Bikini Bottom. Do not be deceived by Plankton!

Thank you for your time and know that you have the truth as only the Nautical Universal Theological church of Spongebob can provide.

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Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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24-11-2016, 10:28 AM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
For some reason, our smelly sock doesn't seem to like canines and regularly insults detractors by calling them dogs (although I think dogs are wonderful people, too).

I'd polymorph "diest" into a yappy little pink poodle and tell him to go play in traffic, but Lakshmi is a close personal friend and She assures Me that Her significant other Vishnu doesn't think any better of this preachy lunatic than we do.
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24-11-2016, 11:06 AM
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Does anyone remember Rinpoche from about 2 years ago? OMG, that guy was nuts!

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...ultivation


I wish I could find his picture. He posted it once. There was a thread titled something like Fruit-o-meter in his honor. Laugh out load

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24-11-2016, 11:21 AM
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(24-11-2016 01:00 AM)diest Wrote:  Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.
there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.
Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.
I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.
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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.
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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit sex, No gambling, No drugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit sex, no gambling, no drugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
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every `1 is already Blind in this world and if you will follow another Blind then you both will fall in hole. so try to follow that person who have Spiritual Eyes who can Guide you on Actual Right Path. ( my Authority & Guide is my Spiritual Master " Srila Prabhupada " )
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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( http://www.asitis.com {Bookmark it })
read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, sex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.

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24-11-2016, 11:44 AM
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G'day diest, and welcome to the forums. Smile

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24-11-2016, 11:45 AM
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(24-11-2016 11:06 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Does anyone remember Rinpoche from about 2 years ago? OMG, that guy was nuts!

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...ultivation


I wish I could find his picture. He posted it once. There was a thread titled something like Fruit-o-meter in his honor. Laugh out load

It's still in his avatar. I think this one is his mug shot. The Thurston Howell III bit cracks me up. That means there's a H.H. Dorje Chang Buddha Jr. somewhere. Big Grin

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24-11-2016, 12:05 PM
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(24-11-2016 07:53 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  Let me see if I can get this straight, I don't remember every detail (all the minutia) of my life and evidence for my ancestors is (apparently) not a substitute for not "remembering" them before I was born as a way of proving that they existed. And because of this, god?

Fuck this makes my head hurt from the sheer fuckery. I'll be making my coffee an Irish one on this morning of thanks.

but where is brain ? so that your head will hurt ? there is no brain. and if there is any brain at all then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute.

but unfortunately there is no brain. so where is question of hurting your empty head ? and real point remained same that there is no meaning in beating the dead horse(s) like you. ( simply waste of time )
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24-11-2016, 12:09 PM
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(24-11-2016 08:29 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Okay, so which god(s) should we be believing in since all came from an "authority"? Zeus? Brahma? Ra? Izanagi? Any of the other billion deities that ever were, ever are, and ever will be? How do you know your authority is the right one? Maybe these other cultures got it right and they have the correct god? Better start worshiping all of them just to be safe. Thumbsup

but ( blind sheep ) that is already explained in this practical explanation but you skipped that so now simply tell us that what kind of verifiable and tangible explanation other religion like islam, christianity, bhudhism, and other 3500 religions are giving to us ?

and keep`1 thing in your ( dull ) brain that you cant **impose**( or shift burdon of proof ) your authority on us ( The Hare Krishnas ) without explaining anything at all.
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