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19-09-2017, 01:11 AM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
(18-09-2017 01:35 PM)Dom Wrote:  ...
Chanting releases endorphins. People make their own personal opium. I prefer chocolate, which has the same effect. Or exercise. Or hot peppers. Or any number of things. But yeah, people chant themselves into an endorphin induced delirium.

(18-09-2017 04:32 PM)Grasshopper Wrote:  ...
Chanting is more common than you think. It's pervasive in Eastern religions (a mantra is meant to be repeated often and/or chanted), and even Catholicism has a version -- the rosary. If you go once around the rosary, you will repeat the "Our Father" 5 times and the "Hail Mary" 50 times. This is just another form of chanting. And don't get me started on the nonsense of "speaking in tongues".

I don't say it's not deluded -- but it's not just a handful of loonies who do it. It's a very common religious practice.

So how much of this is the rhythm (motion) and how much is the sound?

Is this how music evolved? And dance?

Did music and dance evolve together and if not, which came first?

Consider

ps. I chant when I have really bad toothache:

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh god, oh god, fuck, fuck, etc.

And a rocking motion helps too.

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19-09-2017, 01:24 AM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
(19-09-2017 01:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  ps. I chant when I have really bad toothache:

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh god, oh god, fuck, fuck, etc.

And a rocking motion helps too.

Blush

Wow!

Works exactly the same here!

Coincidence or not....you decide *eerie music in the background*

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19-09-2017, 03:03 AM
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This thread reminds me of the shaman who was taken by the crocodile.

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19-09-2017, 05:52 AM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
The only rational purpose in life is the pursuit of slack.

I'll see your Krishna and raise you a J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.

And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter
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19-09-2017, 06:23 AM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Quote:1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ??

Dude. Please. How stupid do you think we are ?
I knew in < 5 2 seconds you were a sock. At least go learn a new comedy schtick.

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24-09-2017, 01:37 PM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
(19-09-2017 01:11 AM)DLJ Wrote:  ps. I chant when I have really bad toothache:

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh god, oh god, fuck, fuck, etc.

And a rocking motion helps too.

Blush

You know it seems to me you could use that in other situations too. Precludes from having to learn a new chant for dancing under the sheets. Consider


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24-09-2017, 01:40 PM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
(19-09-2017 05:52 AM)Cheerful Charlie Wrote:  The only rational purpose in life is the pursuit of Slack.

I'll see your Krishna and raise you a J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.

You forgot to capitalize it. When I make mistakes like these the first thing I think is, "Where's my towel? Do I still have my towel?"

#sigh
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27-09-2017, 05:20 AM (This post was last modified: 27-09-2017 05:30 AM by TheInquisition.)
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(18-09-2017 09:32 AM)vahaaao Wrote:  If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit s.ex, no g.ambling, no d.rugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

Ok, here goes:

Hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare -don't come back.

Hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare -don't come back.

Hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare -don't come back.


So if you ever come back to this site to post your drivel, you have just proved that your claims are bullshit.

In the words of another infamous, brain dead troll that plagues this site - Did I win?

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27-09-2017, 01:18 PM
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(24-09-2017 01:40 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  When I make mistakes like these the first thing I think is, "Where's my towel? Do I still have my towel?"

Fuck your cuntish towel... where's my blanky? Ohmy

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27-09-2017, 01:20 PM
RE: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
(27-09-2017 01:18 PM)SYZ Wrote:  
(24-09-2017 01:40 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  When I make mistakes like these the first thing I think is, "Where's my towel? Do I still have my towel?"

Fuck your cuntish towel... where's my blanky? Ohmy

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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