Hey FERDINAND!!!
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
13-08-2013, 11:35 PM
Hey FERDINAND!!!
Post here in the next hour if you aren't a man. If you don't post it means you're a 6ft bloke with gigantic hairy balls.

I know you're online so you have no excuse. Big Grin

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
13-08-2013, 11:42 PM
RE: Hey FERDINAND!!!
Defo no excuse now Ferdy. Big Grin

[Image: Ferdythread2_zpsc48b6fe7.png]

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 3 users Like Hughsie's post
14-08-2013, 12:09 AM
RE: Hey FERDINAND!!!
Quote:And, we're past the 30 minute mark. No sign of any denial that she's actually a hairy, big-balled, man as of yet. The current speculation is that she actually is a hairy, big-balled man and is taking this opportunity to come clean. Sources close to her are keeping quite though so we can offer no official confirmation. We'll give you more on this story as soon as we have it.

Thanks for the update Hughsie. Thumbsup

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Hughsie's post
14-08-2013, 12:30 AM
RE: Hey FERDINAND!!!
Quote:Excitement is reaching fever pitch here as we enter the last five minutes of the allotted hour. Still no word from Ferdinand or any source close to her. It's looking increasingly likely that she's gonna indirectly confirm that she is indeed a man. Don't rule out any last minute drama though, there's still time for anything to happen!

Thanks for the update Hughsie, we look forward to hearing back from you at 07:35, whatever the result may be. Thumbsup

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
14-08-2013, 12:39 AM
RE: Hey FERDINAND!!!
Quote:And there we have it! The hour's up, we now know that Ferdinand is officially a 6ft man with gigantic hairy balls! The crowd are going wild here, I've never seen anything like! We have a couple of words from the big-balled man himself here: "Fuck You Hughsie, I hate you". There we have it people, the dramatic conclusion to this fascinating series of events.

Thanks Hughsie, and thanks for your superb work in covering this today. Thumbsup

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
14-08-2013, 01:09 AM
RE: Hey FERDINAND!!!
Thank you Hughsie for clarifying this for us, once and for all.

Smile

[Image: a6505fe8.jpg]
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
-Hunter S. Thompson
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
14-08-2013, 03:00 AM (This post was last modified: 14-08-2013 06:06 AM by DeepThought.)
RE: Hey FERDINAND!!!
Shocking OMF!!! Ohmy
Wow, Ferdi's balls are so big he carries them around in a wheelbarrow.

His mates call him Frolley cos he's taking a trolley everywhere for his HUGE HAIRY BALLS that are just swollen and Censored.

Quite frankly I'm concerned he has testicular cancer cos of the ridiculous size. They are bigger than GirlyMan's tits.

At least testicular cancer has a reasonably high survival rate.

“Forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be born.” - Lawrence M. Krauss
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
14-08-2013, 09:48 AM
RE: Hey FERDINAND!!!
(14-08-2013 03:00 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  Shocking OMF!!! Ohmy
Wow, Ferdi's balls are so big he carries them around in a wheelbarrow.

His mates call him Frolley cos he's taking a trolley everywhere for his HUGE HAIRY BALLS that are just swollen and Censored.

Quite frankly I'm concerned he has testicular cancer cos of the ridiculous size. They are bigger than GirlyMan's tits.

At least testicular cancer has a reasonably high survival rate.

Or it might be lymphatic filariasis.

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
[Image: flagstiny%206.gif]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
14-08-2013, 09:58 AM
RE: Hey FERDINAND!!!
[Image: buster-gonad.jpg]

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

-Bemore.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes bemore's post
14-08-2013, 04:48 PM
RE: Hey FERDINAND!!!
Request to admin to change Ferdinand's screenname to Randy Marsh.

Aspiring optimist
Eternal Pragmatist.
With the uncanny ability to see all sides in every argument.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply
Forum Jump: