Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
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25-03-2014, 06:06 AM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 03:43 AM)Ivy Wrote:  Hi, earmuffs. Big Grin So, gay kiwi, ey?

I'm a lesbian carrot. Who doesn't like carrots? Except, I'm not lesbian.

... I'm not straight, either.


How did this lead to that? I should shut up again.

No no keep talking Wink

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25-03-2014, 06:13 AM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:54 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Dear Bacon Goddess,

We, TTA forums, are forever humbled by your crispy, smooth, juicy design of supreme meatness. May we forever saturate you, in the company of eggs, in the ever loving embrace of succulent bacon grease. We shall worship you on the altar of breakfast, lunch, and dinner, for no meal is complete without bacon. May the Church of Bacon prosper in the sizzling delight of heathens the world over.

Yours truly,
Tarty

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Welcome YourIvyNess!! Glad to have you. Pull up a pan and stay awhile in your bacon-y goodnessThumbsup

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25-03-2014, 07:15 AM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
Welcome!

Looks like you'll be a great fit here. Big Grin

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25-03-2014, 07:20 AM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
Bowing

ALL HAIL THE BACON GODDESS!! MAY SHE BLESS YOU WITH HER MEATY GOODNESS!!!


Ok, that could be taken several ways... uh, take it in whatever way makes you smile the most!

Welcome to the forum. Always happy to have another former theist with a sense of humor around. Thumbsup

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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25-03-2014, 08:03 AM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(((Ivy!!!!)))

So excited you're here! And so excited you're here! Big Grin

The party can now officially begin. hehe

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25-03-2014, 08:18 AM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 03:01 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  But it's ultimately chump change (as is my post count). We have 10 members with over 100 rep (rep can be gained more quickly over here since various members have the option to give 1, 2,3, 4, and 5 rep points [1 for regulars, 2 for vets like me, 3 for mods, 4 for super mods, and 5 for admins]).

Only 10?

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25-03-2014, 08:19 AM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
Oh, and hi to the OP, I guess, whoever she is.

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25-03-2014, 09:11 AM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
Hello bacon, you can call me eggs. Yes

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25-03-2014, 02:30 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 05:54 AM)Chas Wrote:  Finally, a high priestess of our bacon worship is come. Bowing

Chas! Yes, I will be over here now. I'll take all the worship available. Thanks. Cool

(25-03-2014 07:15 AM)Dom Wrote:  Welcome!

Looks like you'll be a great fit here. Big Grin

There's a Dom here?! Woop woop! Evil_monster


Thanks, everyone! This place seems hot.

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25-03-2014, 02:33 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:30 PM)Ivy Wrote:  
(25-03-2014 05:54 AM)Chas Wrote:  Finally, a high priestess of our bacon worship is come. Bowing

Chas! Yes, I will be over here now. I'll take all the worship available. Thanks. Cool

(25-03-2014 07:15 AM)Dom Wrote:  Welcome!

Looks like you'll be a great fit here. Big Grin

There's a Dom here?! Woop woop! Evil_monster


Thanks, everyone! This place seems hot.

Hehehe
I want to see dom in the sexy banter thread Tongue

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