Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
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25-03-2014, 02:34 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:23 AM)Ivy Wrote:  Oh wait... wrong forum.

Atheists! I'm one. I'm also bacon. I'm the bacon goddess. No, I'm not made of pork meat, and I don't resemble pork. I'm bacon, because I'm that good.

I grew up in a Christian home... yadda yadda yadda... and one day I saw the light... bla bla bla... until I came out of the atheist closet... anti-theist... yadda yadda... anti-bully... lgbtq rights activist... yadda yadda... ahteistforums (the orgies, not the commies)... and here I am.

I know some of you! Tarty! Deidre! Who am I missing...

*blows kisses to everyone

Welcome! Oh... I'm the new one. Welcome to me!

Are you lost again?

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25-03-2014, 02:37 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
Welcome!

I know this is blasphemy but I don't really care for bacon!Bechased

I like it on or in stuff but not by itself.

Onward, my faithful steed!
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25-03-2014, 02:38 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
Hi, Min! Yes, uh... I tripped out of AF and accidentally landed here. I appear to be lost. I'll sit down here while help arrives. cough cough*

Nice to see you! Yes

Sex is a wonderful thing. You have to have it. If you don't, you're wasting space in the universe. -Ivy
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25-03-2014, 02:39 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:37 PM)Crulax Wrote:  Welcome!

I know this is blasphemy but I don't really care for bacon!Bechased

I like it on or in stuff but not by itself.

Whaaaaaa? I'll have to smite you with tofu.

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25-03-2014, 02:40 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:39 PM)Ivy Wrote:  
(25-03-2014 02:37 PM)Crulax Wrote:  Welcome!

I know this is blasphemy but I don't really care for bacon!Bechased

I like it on or in stuff but not by itself.

Whaaaaaa? I'll have to smite you with tofu.

No, not tofu!Gasp

Onward, my faithful steed!
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25-03-2014, 02:42 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:40 PM)Crulax Wrote:  
(25-03-2014 02:39 PM)Ivy Wrote:  Whaaaaaa? I'll have to smite you with tofu.

No, not tofu!Gasp

Weeping I can't do it! I'm not a mean Saint. Bacon's mercy be with you.

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25-03-2014, 02:45 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:42 PM)Ivy Wrote:  
(25-03-2014 02:40 PM)Crulax Wrote:  No, not tofu!Gasp

Weeping I can't do it! I'm not a mean Saint. Bacon's mercy be with you.

Can I have that heathen's share of bacon, then? I will always be true to bacon! Bacon is the one true savior!

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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25-03-2014, 02:51 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:45 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(25-03-2014 02:42 PM)Ivy Wrote:  Weeping I can't do it! I'm not a mean Saint. Bacon's mercy be with you.

Can I have that heathen's share of bacon, then? I will always be true to bacon! Bacon is the one true savior!

Feel free to take a bite. Yes


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25-03-2014, 02:57 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:51 PM)Ivy Wrote:  
(25-03-2014 02:45 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Can I have that heathen's share of bacon, then? I will always be true to bacon! Bacon is the one true savior!

Feel free to take a bite. Yes


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Yes

I have to warn you, I'm a sloppy eater... Evil_monster

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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25-03-2014, 03:00 PM
RE: Hi. I'm Ivy and I am a beer-aholic.
(25-03-2014 02:57 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(25-03-2014 02:51 PM)Ivy Wrote:  Feel free to take a bite. Yes


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Yes

I have to warn you, I'm a sloppy eater... Evil_monster

I like where this is going... Drooling
Well, as the great Carl the junior would say, "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face."

Wait... we are talking about... oh fuck it. Big Grin

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