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03-09-2015, 03:08 PM
RE: Hilariously Embarrassing Moments...
(03-09-2015 02:47 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 02:44 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Consider I never took a yoga class where butt plugs were involved Laugh out load

You haven't lived. Big Grin

Am I the only one who has never used one of those things?

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03-09-2015, 03:16 PM
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(03-09-2015 03:08 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 02:47 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  You haven't lived. Big Grin

Am I the only one who has never used one of those things?
Nope...

However -- after a large meal of bratwurst and beans and a sixer of cheap beer, my SO has on more than one occasion threatened to fit me with one...............

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03-09-2015, 04:06 PM
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(02-09-2015 07:04 PM)jennybee Wrote:  What are they?

Mine has to be hands down the time I was half asleep and my phone rang. I thought it was my boyfriend and started talking dirty to him--like graphically dirty. A few moments later a voice on the phone said "Uh, Ma'am..." Yeah, it wasn't my boyfriend--it was a freakin' telemarketer Blush

Why are you telling everyone that I'm a telemarketer!!??!? You knew it was me. We won't tell your b/f......or my wife. LOL Gasp Huh Laughat

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03-09-2015, 04:08 PM
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(03-09-2015 04:06 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  
(02-09-2015 07:04 PM)jennybee Wrote:  What are they?

Mine has to be hands down the time I was half asleep and my phone rang. I thought it was my boyfriend and started talking dirty to him--like graphically dirty. A few moments later a voice on the phone said "Uh, Ma'am..." Yeah, it wasn't my boyfriend--it was a freakin' telemarketer Blush

Why are you telling everyone that I'm a telemarketer!!??!? You knew it was me. We won't tell your b/f......or my wife. LOL Gasp Huh Laughat

Well, why didn't you just hang up?!! Facepalm

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03-09-2015, 04:11 PM
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(03-09-2015 04:08 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 04:06 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  Why are you telling everyone that I'm a telemarketer!!??!? You knew it was me. We won't tell your b/f......or my wife. LOL Gasp Huh Laughat

Well, why didn't you just hang up?!! Facepalm

I'll answer your question with a question:

When you eat a Lay's potato chip can you eat JUST one??? (hint: the answer is no) Tongue

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03-09-2015, 04:18 PM
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(03-09-2015 03:08 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 02:47 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  You haven't lived. Big Grin

Am I the only one who has never used one of those things?

No, not everyone likes it. I think too many people have it in their mind that it's horrible without ever trying it, though. Done right, it can be very pleasurable.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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03-09-2015, 04:23 PM
RE: Hilariously Embarrassing Moments...
(03-09-2015 03:08 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 02:47 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  You haven't lived. Big Grin

Am I the only one who has never used one of those things?

I have never used one. I never even heard of them until just recently, and I'm still not sure exactly what they're used for.
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03-09-2015, 04:29 PM
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(03-09-2015 04:23 PM)Grasshopper Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 03:08 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Am I the only one who has never used one of those things?

I have never used one. I never even heard of them until just recently, and I'm still not sure exactly what they're used for.

They have a few uses depending on the situation. They can be used to get ready for penetration or just for an extra "full" feeling during regular sex. Thumbsup

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03-09-2015, 06:34 PM
RE: Hilariously Embarrassing Moments...
(03-09-2015 04:23 PM)Grasshopper Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 03:08 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Am I the only one who has never used one of those things?

I have never used one. I never even heard of them until just recently, and I'm still not sure exactly what they're used for.

I have heard of them--just never used one. I kind of like things au naturel. But you could always get one and try it--and if you don't like it, here are some other uses for it:

Door stopper:

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Juicer:

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Winestopper:

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A McDonald's character:

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03-09-2015, 06:37 PM
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Oh jb...do you have two shows tomorrow night? I'll make sure I tip my service staff! Wink

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