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31-08-2015, 12:13 PM
RE: History of the F Word
Not one of their better efforts, I must say. I liked 5150, but I'll always be partial to the DLR years.

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31-08-2015, 04:11 PM
RE: History of the F Word
I like to mix and match my profanity in ways that don't make any sense. It's more fun that way:

Well, cunt fucking damn it!
Gosh fucking darn it!!!!
Fucking shit-damn!
Oh my fucking tits, what the shit is this??!!!

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31-08-2015, 04:13 PM (This post was last modified: 31-08-2015 04:27 PM by itsnotmeitsyou.)
RE: History of the F Word
(31-08-2015 04:11 PM)cactus Wrote:  I like to mix and match my profanity in ways that don't make any sense. It's more fun that way:

Well, cunt fucking damn it!
Gosh fucking darn it!!!!
Fucking shit-damn!
Oh my fucking tits, what the shit is this??!!!

As does every fucking teenage boy on Xbox Live.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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31-08-2015, 04:35 PM
RE: History of the F Word
Yeah, but the tweenies on Xbox Live do it just to be assholes to the other players. I'm too fucking classy for that shit.
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31-08-2015, 06:52 PM
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Too funny! Back in my early 20s, I discovered a music store that carried patches shaped like the blue oval Ford uses, but said "Fuck" in the same script. I asked to buy them, of course using the word fuck, since that is what it said. My girlfriend at the time just rolled her eyes, but the sales person said, "I won't sell them to people who use a euphemism". I bought a bunch. I wore one on my denim jacket for ages. Most people just glanced at it and figured "Ford", or maybe were afraid to ask or say something. I'd had only one person ask, "Does that patch say what I think it says?!". I said, "You can read, right?". I was in the US Navy at the time, and a Lieutenant took offense and had me remove it, though I was obviously not in uniform at the time. Good times! I'll have to dig through my old stuff and see if I still have one.
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31-08-2015, 10:45 PM
RE: History of the F Word
(31-08-2015 06:52 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Too funny! Back in my early 20s, I discovered a music store that carried patches shaped like the blue oval Ford uses, but said "Fuck" in the same script. I asked to buy them, of course using the word fuck, since that is what it said. My girlfriend at the time just rolled her eyes, but the sales person said, "I won't sell them to people who use a euphemism". I bought a bunch. I wore one on my denim jacket for ages. Most people just glanced at it and figured "Ford", or maybe were afraid to ask or say something. I'd had only one person ask, "Does that patch say what I think it says?!". I said, "You can read, right?". I was in the US Navy at the time, and a Lieutenant took offense and had me remove it, though I was obviously not in uniform at the time. Good times! I'll have to dig through my old stuff and see if I still have one.

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01-09-2015, 06:13 PM
RE: History of the F Word
Looks like it!
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02-09-2015, 02:30 PM
RE: History of the F Word
(31-08-2015 08:06 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 07:43 AM)stevec Wrote:  Many years ago I worked with a young girl.
One day I said to her.

"T@#&*, do you realise that in the last two minutes you have said the word fuck 37 times."
Her reply.

"Fuck off, I don't fucking swear that fucking much."

Me, "Forty times now."

Her, "Who the fuck is fucking counting?"

Me, "Me."

Her, "Well, fucking stop it."

Consider Have we met?

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She's sound pretty fuckin' awesome.

Yep. She was a good gal to work with.
Not the worst (best) though. That was A..... To get into one department we had to go through the supervisors office. I walked in one day and caught A... in full flow complaining. I heard ".......and we are fucking fed up of fucking G...S... and his foul fucking language. Doesn't he fucking realise there are fucking women working in this fucking place."
I couldn't keep a straight face.

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