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15-02-2012, 08:37 PM
Hitchens meets God and says...
If you can imagine for a moment there being a god and Hitchens meeting him, what would Hitchen's say?

The old gods are dead, let's invent some new ones before something really bad happens.
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15-02-2012, 08:39 PM
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(15-02-2012 08:37 PM)Thomas Wrote:  If you can imagine for a moment there being a god and Hitchens meeting him, what would Hitchen's say?

I don't know but I would bet that within 5 minutes God wouldn't believe in his own existence.

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15-02-2012, 08:53 PM
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"Fuck you, get out of my chair"
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15-02-2012, 08:57 PM
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I like the skirt you're wearing Big Grin

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15-02-2012, 11:26 PM
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Do you have a light?

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15-02-2012, 11:29 PM
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Hitch: Cancer? Really? Couldn't have been a lightning bolt?

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16-02-2012, 09:12 AM
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Hitchens would not have got as far as meeting god. While debating the finer points of Pascal's Wager with St. Peter at those gates of pearl, he would have suggested "why don't we adjourn downstairs, where it's warmer, and discuss this over a bottle of Johnny Walker Black?"
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16-02-2012, 09:16 AM
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Oh, balls! That's 10 quid I owe my stupid brother.

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16-02-2012, 11:27 AM
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Where is the liquor cabinet?

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16-02-2012, 11:43 AM
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Pull my finger!

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