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16-02-2012, 12:26 PM
 
RE: Hitchens meets God and says...
"That bitch, mother theresa, is not up here...right?

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"Whats with you and condoms?"
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16-02-2012, 01:36 PM
RE: Hitchens meets God and says...
fancy a fag?

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16-02-2012, 01:43 PM
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God:"Ouch!, Stop that, seriously stop that, Hitch its not funny any more,OWW, QUIT IT!"
Hitch:"Stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself"....

Behold the power of the force!
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16-02-2012, 01:50 PM
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Where's the door to hell, i dont feel like sitting with fawking Ratsinger

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16-02-2012, 01:57 PM
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Why?

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
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16-02-2012, 01:58 PM
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let me tell you why you dont exist xD

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16-02-2012, 02:51 PM (This post was last modified: 16-02-2012 02:55 PM by Malleus.)
RE: Hitchens meets God and says...
YOU!!! What the fuck were you thinking? Get your ass off that chair and think about what you did. Don't say anything, don't even dare to try to fix it. Don't touch anything. Get out of my face, I don't want to deal with you right now.

Oh, no Hallucinations 4:11 says the 'gilded sheep should be stewed in rat blood' but Morons 5:16 contradicts it. (Chas)

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16-02-2012, 06:41 PM
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I believe he would have said something like the following:
Why have you let innocent people, including children, suffer like this?
How can you just stand by while humans slaughter each other over slight differences in their beliefs of you?
There is no fucking excuse for how you have treated your own creation!
Now, I would like to go to hell, please.

The old gods are dead, let's invent some new ones before something really bad happens.
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