Hmmmmm......What if the Bible is real?
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17-05-2012, 01:26 PM
RE: Hmmmmm......What if the Bible is real?
(17-05-2012 01:08 PM)germanyt Wrote:  If the bible is true then I'd rather be in hell with my friends.
Glad to hear it. That should be humanity's answer back to that douchebag Yahweh. Fuck You, Y! Come and kill us. We will never suck your cock or grovel at your feet.

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17-05-2012, 01:32 PM
RE: Hmmmmm......What if the Bible is real?
(17-05-2012 01:26 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  
(17-05-2012 01:08 PM)germanyt Wrote:  If the bible is true then I'd rather be in hell with my friends.
Glad to hear it. That should be humanity's answer back to that douchebag Yahweh. Fuck You, Y! Come and kill us. We will never suck your cock or grovel at your feet.
God damned right! I'd be happier knowing I rebelled against that cocksucker. Hell? Pffftttttt....... It's hotter in Louisiana.

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17-05-2012, 01:38 PM
RE: Hmmmmm......What if the Bible is real?
And that's probably the best way to approach Yahweh. Ignore him go after other things in your life with all your heart and boot his ass out on the curb! Think about it. The one thing that drives him up the wall is for humans not to dote over him and put up with his shit. Like an internet troll or any other professional asshole, Yahweh need a captivated audience or he'll shrivel up and die. When he wants to work and play well with others he can come out of the corner and have friends. Until then he can sit there, all alone, with no one but the likes of Jerry Falwell or the Westboro Baptist Church for company. Like that, Yahweh? Huh? Come smote me. Here kitty, kitty.

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17-05-2012, 01:56 PM
RE: Hmmmmm......What if the Bible is real?
(17-05-2012 01:38 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  And that's probably the best way to approach Yahweh. .... Like that, Yahweh? Huh? Come smote me. Here kitty, kitty.


Meow.

Ain't no Yahweh.

Many here have seen this. In case ya haven't, here's why Yahweh, (and his wife), are not worth a second thought.




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17-05-2012, 02:08 PM
RE: Hmmmmm......What if the Bible is real?
The bible exists. I've held one before. It is quite shocking and disturbing though.

The odds are that it doesn't exist. I wouldn't even give it a percentage point because I know it isn't even likely on the smallest of terms. We made it up. I could make up the flying spaghetti monster and even if I pray to it, appease it and have billions of followers it doesn't make it any more true.





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