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11-03-2015, 01:04 PM
Hollywood Jesus?
Hi gang, I'm a new member and just joined on Monday. As I was thinking about my first post, a stealthy Jehovah's Witness slid the following brochure under my front door.

The brochure itself wasn't that interesting - mainly just encouraging me to attend some kind of special service, but what really gave me pause was the image of Jesus they used. Not only is he the whitest Jesus I've ever seen, but there's a 1970s Hollywood vibe going on that really made me chuckle.

Anyway, just posting for the fun of it.

   
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11-03-2015, 01:38 PM
RE: Hollywood Jesus?
That's the whitest Jesus you've ever seen?

You haven't taken a medieval/renaissance art course, have you?

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11-03-2015, 01:42 PM
RE: Hollywood Jesus?
God dayum! He looks like a young Chuck Norris, he's even doing some karate stuff with his hands.

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11-03-2015, 04:56 PM
RE: Hollywood Jesus?
That sure doesn't look like a Red Sea Pedestrian to me....

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11-03-2015, 07:09 PM
RE: Hollywood Jesus?
[Image: jesus-christ3.jpg]

There's your white, blond hair, blue eyed jesus

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11-03-2015, 07:58 PM (This post was last modified: 11-03-2015 08:10 PM by cactus.)
RE: Hollywood Jesus?
70's Jesus looks pretty damn sexy
and I'm asexual, so that's really saying something
Also, look at the dude to his right; you can tell he's really having to struggle to keep that hand away from Jesus's hot leavened buns. That look on his face says "Ooh yeah, I bet I can sneak a quick feel while He's busy talking."

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11-03-2015, 08:30 PM
RE: Hollywood Jesus?
(11-03-2015 07:58 PM)cactus Wrote:  70's Jesus looks pretty damn sexy
and I'm asexual, so that's really saying something
Also, look at the dude to his right; you can tell he's really having to struggle to keep that hand away from Jesus's hot leavened buns. That look on his face says "Ooh yeah, I bet I can sneak a quick feel while He's busy talking."

The true 70s Jesus...

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11-03-2015, 08:52 PM
RE: Hollywood Jesus?
Looks like a WTF meme waiting to be made.

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11-03-2015, 10:40 PM
RE: Hollywood Jesus?
They are cleanest cut homeless people I've ever seen.

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12-03-2015, 02:15 AM
RE: Hollywood Jesus?
[attachment=2567]I like this one
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