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02-08-2016, 05:52 PM
Holy foreskin!
Facepalm I have no words.......




Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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02-08-2016, 06:25 PM
RE: Holy foreskin!
The Celebration of the Holy Prepuce was quiet the thing for hundreds of years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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02-08-2016, 06:27 PM
RE: Holy foreskin!
I was hoping for a Batman joke with that title.

"If you keep trying to better yourself that's enough for me. We don't decide which hand we are dealt in life, but we make the decision to play it or fold it" - Nishi Karano Kaze
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02-08-2016, 06:27 PM
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I STILL do not comprehend the obsession of the Abrahamic religion with foreskins.
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02-08-2016, 06:30 PM
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That's fucked up.
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02-08-2016, 07:35 PM
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"Who goes to church? Sinners!"
Lucifer on the TV show. Smile

NOTE: Member, Tomasia uses this site to slander other individuals. He then later proclaims it a joke, but not in public.
I will call him a liar and a dog here and now.
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03-08-2016, 05:31 AM
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They use it to cure the blind.....


They might be a bit cockeyed afterwards, but what the fuck you want??

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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03-08-2016, 05:40 AM
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Reminds me of the story about the lady who was browsing the stalls outside of the cavern at Lourdes. One guy told her that he could get her the skull of John the Baptist.

"I thought that was in the Vatican?"

"That was his adult skull, this one's him when he was a baby."
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03-08-2016, 07:47 AM
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The foreskin of Jebus?

I wonder if you rub it a few times it does it expand to fill the church?

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike
Excreta Tauri Sapientam Fulgeat (The excrement of the bull causes wisdom to flee)
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03-08-2016, 08:55 AM
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Totally off-topic...

How do you circumcise a whale?

— sɹǝʌıp uıʞs ɹnoɟ uʍop puǝs

Boom, tish...

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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