Homeopathic Overdose Day
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16-10-2015, 03:57 PM
Homeopathic Overdose Day
We're only a week away, you guys, I'm so excited!!
How will you all be celebrating this 23rd of October?

If you're planning to take part in this year's overdose, I'd suggest making your own remedies, because the ones in the store are totally not at all effective. (believe me I've tried them all, by walking up and down the pharmacy aisle a couple of times and wafting the boxes up to my nose. My testing methods couldn't possibly get any more thorough than that.)

Ok, so making homeopathic remedies is really easy to do. All you need is:
  • 1 glass of purified water
    (make sure it's like SUPER clean before you begin. Maybe pass it through the water filter a couple dozen times to make sure you get ALL the nasties out. ALLOFTHEMGODDAMMIT!!!!!Angry)
  • 1 bottle of Clorox bleach, and umm...uhhh.....
  • yeah that's it

Step #Fun! Leave the glass of water sitting on the countertop (but not in direct sunlight, because the sun spots can ruin your batch, and you'll have to start all over.)

Step 2. Go into another room, and open the bottle of bleach for just a second, shutting the lid as quickly as possible.

Step 3. Wait 30 minutes for the bleach chemtrails to make their way into the glass of water.

Step 4. Guzzle that bitch down, mutha fucka!

Step 5. Congratulations, you've just OD'd on your own homemade homeopathic medicine!

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16-10-2015, 04:03 PM
RE: Homeopathic Overdose Day
I think you should go with an enema.


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16-10-2015, 04:08 PM
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16-10-2015, 04:18 PM
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17-10-2015, 03:25 PM
RE: Homeopathic Overdose Day
I once considered joining a homeopathic religion...

I didn't when I realized the idea was redundant.



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