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15-03-2016, 12:05 AM (This post was last modified: 15-03-2016 12:08 AM by jennybee.)
Horrible Poems Thread
I wouldn't dream of posting in the real poems thread because I am nowhere near as skilled as some of our talented forum poets. So this thread is for all of you awful poets out there. Horrendous poems coming your way Wink
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15-03-2016, 12:25 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

Big Grin

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15-03-2016, 01:57 AM (This post was last modified: 15-03-2016 02:01 AM by GenesisNemesis.)
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.


- From Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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15-03-2016, 02:31 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
A Scottish one.............

In a field
There was a coo
It must hae moved
It's no there noo

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike
Excreta Tauri Sapientam Fulgeat (The excrement of the bull causes wisdom to flee)
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15-03-2016, 03:01 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
(15-03-2016 02:31 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  A Scottish one.............

In a field
There was a coo
It must hae moved
It's no there noo

Wondering why 'moved' doesn't have the same silent 'v' that 'have' has.

Cos coos go moo, reet?

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15-03-2016, 03:54 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
No Vogons, you say?
I say
Go on!
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15-03-2016, 04:29 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
Hail Mary, full of grace.
May someone hot, sit on your face.

(My favorite prayer).

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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15-03-2016, 07:18 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
A Jennybee original Wink

Ode to Tater Tots

Oh Tater tots
So warm and golden brown
You never ever
Make me frown
I like eating you
With salt
and ketchup too
You taste delicious
Crunch crunch crunches
I love you bunches
All my cares float away
With your tender hot goodness
You make my day
Today tater tots
Tomorrow hashbrowns
And I can't rhyme anymore because I'm eating.
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15-03-2016, 07:36 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
As you know we Irish love our spuds (potatoes)... Poitín is a sort of Irish moonshine.

The potato is great
You can fry boil or grill
But the best use for it
is to distill
...Poitín

“The first duty of a man is to think for himself” ― José Martí
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15-03-2016, 08:54 AM
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There was a fly on a wall
It gave a buzz and that was all

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike
Excreta Tauri Sapientam Fulgeat (The excrement of the bull causes wisdom to flee)
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