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15-03-2016, 10:10 AM
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Tis freezing here working out on the bog.
Cutting the turf, turning the sod.
Hear the Wren singing loud in the shrub.
Fuck this for a lark, I'm off to the pub.

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15-03-2016, 10:58 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket.
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He sat with a grin, with his dick under chin.
And said "If my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it."

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15-03-2016, 11:00 AM
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Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

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15-03-2016, 11:21 AM
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I loved her 'til morning,
and sighed, as I kissed her,
"it's too bad I'm married
to your bitch of a sister."

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15-03-2016, 11:26 AM
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Green cat, blue cat
Car cat, car bat
Something, something
dog god, bog dog
Duck, duck
Enough.
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15-03-2016, 01:51 PM
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Yoga

Yoga is as yoga does
tie yourself in knots
up like a bow
stand on your head
twirl and go
all in one class
fun as can be
a human elastic
stretching
not breaking
no matter what the force
strike a pose
vogue

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15-03-2016, 01:54 PM
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A penis

A penis
long
A penis
thick
A penis
shiny
A penis
useful
A penis
sleek
A penis
all sorts of colors
A penis
hard
A penis
something you write with

Oops, that should have said a pen is Laugh out load Get your minds outta the gutter as I would never purposefully write such things Angel

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15-03-2016, 02:02 PM
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(15-03-2016 01:54 PM)jennybee Wrote:  A penis

A penis
long
A penis
thick
A penis
shiny
A penis
useful
A penis
sleek
A penis
all sorts of colors
A penis
hard
A penis
something you write with

Oops, that should have said a pen is Laugh out load Get your minds outta the gutter as I would never purposefully write such things Angel
I think this will require both Statham and Daryl to cure.
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15-03-2016, 02:53 PM
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Little Boy Blue come blow your horn
There's sheep in the meadow and cows in the corn
Where's little Boy Blue who has lost his sheep?
Under a haystack with little Bo Peep

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15-03-2016, 04:08 PM
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, he's funny that way.

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