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15-03-2016, 04:23 PM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
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15-03-2016, 04:33 PM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
This isn't quite so horrible but it's not Shelley or Keats either. It's from a song written just after the American Civil War.



Every time I go to town

The boys keep a-kickin’ my dog around

Makes no difference if he is a hound

You got to quit kicking my dog around

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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15-03-2016, 04:36 PM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
(15-03-2016 04:33 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  This isn't quite so horrible but it's not Shelley or Keats either. It's from a song written just after the American Civil War.



Every time I go to town

The boys keep a-kickin’ my dog around

Makes no difference if he is a hound

You got to quit kicking my dog around

OMG!
That's where that came from?!?
My dad sings that ALL the gawdam time. I thought he made it up. Laugh out load

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15-03-2016, 04:42 PM
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(15-03-2016 04:36 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(15-03-2016 04:33 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  This isn't quite so horrible but it's not Shelley or Keats either. It's from a song written just after the American Civil War.



Every time I go to town

The boys keep a-kickin’ my dog around

Makes no difference if he is a hound

You got to quit kicking my dog around

OMG!
That's where that came from?!?
My dad sings that ALL the gawdam time. I thought he made it up. Laugh out load


Just for you, Gulegon. Tongue




Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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15-03-2016, 09:22 PM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
Roses are red
Roses are blue
GMO makes flowers
Really confusing too

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15-03-2016, 11:51 PM
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Love is a crap shoot
I don't want to wear a marriage boot
Heart beat soul mates
A mate without a soul
A soul without a mate
I want sex
And to eat rice chex.
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16-03-2016, 01:17 AM
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(15-03-2016 11:51 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Love is a crap shoot
I don't want to wear a marriage boot
Heart beat soul mates
A mate without a soul
A soul without a mate
I want sex
And to eat rice chex.

What's a rice chex?

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If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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16-03-2016, 04:52 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
What colour are yours?

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16-03-2016, 05:42 AM
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
But I'm thinking of you.

A friend in the hole

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16-03-2016, 05:47 AM
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They say the apple don’t fall too far from the tree.
That's true for some. Didn’t happen for me
I fell and kept on rolling, rolling
Rolling away from you.

Possibly the beginning of a song. Right now still an 'orrible pome.
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