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16-03-2016, 05:50 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
Roses are red.
Some tulips are black.
I'll be fucking your mother,
from the front, then the back.

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16-03-2016, 05:51 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
(16-03-2016 05:50 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Roses are red.
Some tulips are black.
I'll be fucking your mother,
from the front, then the back.

Epic.

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16-03-2016, 05:57 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
(16-03-2016 01:17 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(15-03-2016 11:51 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Love is a crap shoot
I don't want to wear a marriage boot
Heart beat soul mates
A mate without a soul
A soul without a mate
I want sex
And to eat rice chex.

What's a rice chex?

Cereal, 7 out of 8 varieties of which are gluten free.

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16-03-2016, 07:09 AM
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(16-03-2016 01:17 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(15-03-2016 11:51 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Love is a crap shoot
I don't want to wear a marriage boot
Heart beat soul mates
A mate without a soul
A soul without a mate
I want sex
And to eat rice chex.

What's a rice chex?

It's cereal Big Grin
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16-03-2016, 08:57 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
(16-03-2016 01:17 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(15-03-2016 11:51 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Love is a crap shoot
I don't want to wear a marriage boot
Heart beat soul mates
A mate without a soul
A soul without a mate
I want sex
And to eat rice chex.

What's a rice chex?

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16-03-2016, 08:58 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
Roses are red,
violets are purple.
Sugar is sweet,
and so's maple syrple.

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16-03-2016, 09:01 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
When I was just a little girl
I had a little quim
I used to pull my knickers down
and stick one finger in
Now that I'm much older
My finger's lost it's charm
'Cos now I can get five fingers in
And half my fucking arm!

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16-03-2016, 10:24 AM
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(16-03-2016 09:01 AM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  When I was just a little girl
I had a little quim
I used to pull my knickers down
and stick one finger in
Now that I'm much older
My finger's lost it's charm
'Cos now I can get five fingers in
And half my fucking arm!

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Wait. Shocking

What's a quim?

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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16-03-2016, 10:36 AM
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(16-03-2016 10:24 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(16-03-2016 09:01 AM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  When I was just a little girl
I had a little quim
I used to pull my knickers down
and stick one finger in
Now that I'm much older
My finger's lost it's charm
'Cos now I can get five fingers in
And half my fucking arm!

Laugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out load

Wait. Shocking

What's a quim?

Brit term for vagina.

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16-03-2016, 10:39 AM
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A prostitute from Detroit
Said 'At shagging I am quite adroit
I can close my vagina
To a pin prick, or finer
Or can open it up like a quoit'

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